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Mar 30 2015 06:14pm
Ive got a question about how long weed metabolites stay in somebodies system.. tell me what you guys think.

I took 2 hits of mids last night for the first time in literally 8 months. I drink mostly water and eat healthy also i workout everyday. I just found out i have a probation UA tomorrow at 3. It will be like 44 hours after i smoked. If i drink a lot of water you think i can pass?

/e tonight i ran for 20 mins on the treadmill and worked up a good sweat, i plan on doing the same tomorrow.

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Mar 30 2015 06:27pm
Quote (Yohey @ Mar 30 2015 07:14pm)
Ive got a question about how long weed metabolites stay in somebodies system.. tell me what you guys think.

I took 2 hits of mids last night for the first time in literally 8 months. I drink mostly water and eat healthy also i workout everyday. I just found out i have a probation UA tomorrow at 3. It will be like 44 hours after i smoked. If i drink a lot of water you think i can pass?

/e tonight i ran for 20 mins on the treadmill and worked up a good sweat, i plan on doing the same tomorrow.


Bodyfat % and metabolism definitely come into play as well. I've read you probably shouldn't be too active in the couple days before a ua due to higher metabolites being excreted.

Best bet is to dilute.
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Mar 30 2015 06:29pm
Does your brother happen to be gay/closeted?
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Quote (Decarnate @ Mar 30 2015 07:27pm)
Bodyfat % and metabolism definitely come into play as well. I've read you probably shouldn't be too active in the couple days before a ua due to higher metabolites being excreted.

Best bet is to dilute.



My bf% is 10 and i have a above average metabolism. You should only not exercise before the test if your a regular smoker because it will only release the metabolites that were previously stored, which in my case are none.

/e i use one of those home tests to determine bf the things that pinch your fat.. i dont think theyre very accurate but its around 10.

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Mar 30 2015 07:22pm
Quote (Yohey @ Mar 30 2015 07:14pm)
Ive got a question about how long weed metabolites stay in somebodies system.. tell me what you guys think.

I took 2 hits of mids last night for the first time in literally 8 months. I drink mostly water and eat healthy also i workout everyday. I just found out i have a probation UA tomorrow at 3. It will be like 44 hours after i smoked. If i drink a lot of water you think i can pass?

/e tonight i ran for 20 mins on the treadmill and worked up a good sweat, i plan on doing the same tomorrow.



Anybody else have input on this?
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Mar 30 2015 07:52pm
Quote (Yohey @ Mar 30 2015 08:41pm)
My bf% is 10 and i have a above average metabolism. You should only not exercise before the test if your a regular smoker because it will only release the metabolites that were previously stored, which in my case are none.

/e i use one of those home tests to determine bf the things that pinch your fat.. i dont think theyre very accurate but its around 10.


what does "metabolism" mean... do you know how your body metabolizes THC specifically?

Read this: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3570572/

Everybody also takes hits differently and some people hold it longer and absorb more. It also depends on the type of testing they use. Probably nothing too fancy.

Lots of variables make it hard to predict, but you might get away with it...especially if you haven't done it any other time in the last few months.

Dilution is the best... or filling a tube with a clean friend's urine and stuffing it in your rectum so that it is hidden and warm.

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Mar 30 2015 07:56pm
Quote (Yohey @ Mar 30 2015 08:14pm)
Ive got a question about how long weed metabolites stay in somebodies system.. tell me what you guys think.

I took 2 hits of mids last night for the first time in literally 8 months. I drink mostly water and eat healthy also i workout everyday. I just found out i have a probation UA tomorrow at 3. It will be like 44 hours after i smoked. If i drink a lot of water you think i can pass?

/e tonight i ran for 20 mins on the treadmill and worked up a good sweat, i plan on doing the same tomorrow.


ewww mids

why put urself through that

:cry:


Quote (YoloSwag420 @ Mar 30 2015 09:52pm)
what does "metabolism" mean... do you know how your body metabolizes THC specifically?

Read this: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3570572/

Everybody also takes hits differently and some people hold it longer and absorb more. It also depends on the type of testing they use. Probably nothing too fancy.

Lots of variables make it hard to predict, but you might get away with it...especially if you haven't done it any other time in the last few months.

Dilution is the best... or filling a tube with a clean friend's urine and stuffing it in your rectum so that it is hidden and warm.



use massive amounts of tape, and attach to inside of upper thigh

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Mar 30 2015 08:43pm
Lol everyone coming to this thread with big words and opinions

Here's the deal, your brother's a little fuck boy. That's it. Diagnosed. You're welcome
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Lol everyone coming to this thread with big words and opinions

Here's the deal, your brother's a little fuck boy. That's it. Diagnosed. You're welcome


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Mar 30 2015 08:51pm
Quote (YoloSwag420 @ Mar 30 2015 08:52pm)
what does "metabolism" mean... do you know how your body metabolizes THC specifically?

Read this: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3570572/

Everybody also takes hits differently and some people hold it longer and absorb more. It also depends on the type of testing they use. Probably nothing too fancy.

Lots of variables make it hard to predict, but you might get away with it...especially if you haven't done it any other time in the last few months.

Dilution is the best... or filling a tube with a clean friend's urine and stuffing it in your rectum so that it is hidden and warm.


that was a very scientific read thank you.

Quote (noob_whacker @ Mar 30 2015 08:56pm)
ewww mids

why put urself through that

:cry:





use massive amounts of tape, and attach to inside of upper thigh


They got me high off 2 hits its been so long haha. and i cant bring in fake piss haha thats 2 F3s and im not tryin to catch another case.. they also search me.
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