It's weird that this is our shining agreement moment.

mind is completely blown.

never heard of anyone standing before.


been through the great debate of front-to-back vs. back-to-front though




This post was edited by Sunline on Dec 18 2014 07:50am

voted sitting

side lean crew

hold balls, wipe from behind balls over angus

check each wipe crew

inafter - just took a shit and didn't get poop squished between my cheeks when I stood up to wipe because im not a messy mofo .... maybe I was just also blessed to not have really wet shits?

THIS. Who'd have gussed half the control group thus far wipes their ass the WRONG way.

My roommate stands, I didn't even know people did till somehow the subject came up.

I understand that you might not sit down in africa etc because of snakes and shit but if you are on the toilet why would you not wipe sitting down?

While we're on the topic of shitting, let me tell you guys a quite funny story from the military. When we were on field duty, each man has his own "toilet kit" which consists of a rubbish bag, quarter roll of toilet paper and a small bottle of anti-bacterial gel to wash your hands


We were in our tent and one of our guys on our team managed to lose his kit so his walking around asking to borrow each of the items the kit consists of, then he asks one of the dudes in our tent if he had anti-bacterial gel and he's like... "wait why would you need that"

'Errr.. to wash my hands'?

- "but aren't you going to have a shit?"

'yeah, how am I supposed to wash my hands without anti-bac?"

- "huh? Why would you need to wash your hands after you take a shit?"

*everyone in the tent looks at the guy*


He went on to explain that he'd never ever washed his hands after a shit and he was taught that since you use paper you don't need to wash hands.


Needless to say he didn't get many hand shakes

Do you fucking sit down to take a piss too

When I shit I do.

You can pee without pooping but you can't poo without peeing.