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Oct 8 2014 05:58pm
Taking a dump in the locker room bathroom rather than the one upstairs in the hallway....

The locker room one was always clean, and the ones upstairs were always apparently just occupied by blind racehorses and/or people incapable of getting shit to actually land in the toilets.
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Oct 8 2014 06:27pm
While doing a crossword in fuking MATH class, me n a friend circled all the cuss words we found in it... Had to scrape gum for 2 weeks
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Oct 8 2014 06:29pm
Wasn't showing up to serve my detentions.
Principal calls me in and threatens to give me a 10 day out of school suspension if I don't show up.
I said okay see you in 10 days.
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Oct 8 2014 10:41pm
made a bong in ceramics. but it was terrible. even if it made it to the kiln it wouldnt have functioned.
in hs every time i had to shit i used the girls restroom because for some reason literally all the stalls in the mens rooms never had functioning locks and my school was full of black people so nuff said. anyway i got caught like 3 times throughout the whole HS career.
there was this exteremly dark guy in my class and everytime the teacher would turn the light off for overhead id say whered willfred go??
all in all only like 3 detentions and one ISS [in school suspension] u basically just sit in the office all day, literally the dumbest thing ever. and every time id rest my eyes theyd be like nigger wake up.
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Oct 8 2014 10:45pm
Back in the day I used to run with a pretty tough crowd. Dan, Frank, Dom, and Jason. I mostly hung out with Dom who was my best friend growing up and Jason, an older dude who sold us weed. Growing up in the suburbs you tend to get bored as a kid, no responsibilities, distracted parents. Dom, Jason, and I built a treehouse in this Guatemalan kid's yard, right next to this fence in the woods near the edge of his property. Over the fence was a main road with poor lighting.. and because it was particularly straight and long people drove WAY too fast on it. So, during the school year every weekend we'd meet up at the treehouse, get high, and throw eggs at cars driving by. If the driver realized what happened and tried to chase us we'd just run into the property through the woods and out onto this other main road and circle back to my house to regroup. The driver would knock on the door of these Guatemalan people and find a dead end. Eggs turned into rocks, and then to paintball guns. Eventually, we started playing this game called "sticks" where we'd drag huge branches and downed trees into the road so that people would drive over them too fast and fuck up their cars. Well, one night we were playing "sticks" and we dragged this gnarled looking branch out. 30 minutes passed and no cars. Finally two cars approach the branch from either side, one of them speeding. The speeding car hit the branch and the driver lost control and flew into the oncoming car. It all happened so fast. We just ran. Apparently, the speeding car was a cop. He collided with the other car containing three passengers. Two dead. A science teacher from our school, her 14 yr old kid. The weekend passed, I could barely talk to my other friends or family. We were distraught. That Monday when we returned to school everyone was crying.. a teacher and her kid, a student at our school passed away in a tragic traffic accident. I was in homeroom with one of my friends who was there that night, Dom.. he just started bawling when they had the moment of silence. I didn't start crying until the teacher came over to give him a hug.. She said "it's ok honey, it's ok" and Dom starts snarling on his tears and barely gets out "you don't understand". We fucked up big time, you really take everything for granted until something real happens to you. Later that day Dom and I went over to Jason's house to talk about what's happened. Dom and Jason got into a huge argument because Dom wanted to confess. I was indifferent just because it felt so shitty, I felt like I deserved whatever consequences came. But Jason was 17, a few years older than us told us to just chill out, we can't change it and we could get into serious trouble. The next day Dom wasn't in class. Before homeroom started two cops and the principal came to the class and asked me to leave with them. I started crying immediately, I was frozen to my chair. The cops come over and help me up, my legs are so fucking weak I nearly put my entire bodyweight in the arms as they semi-drag me out of the room. We're sitting in the principals office and I just break down starting to tell them about the treehouse and sticks and that we were so high. They looked astounded. Apparently, Dom was found dead near the school by the groundskeeper. I told them everything, that I was with Dom and Jason and we killed those people. I had never been hated more in my life. Jason killed Dom to prevent him from telling and then left town, he was caught a few days later and sentenced to 15 - life at Sing Sing prison in Ossining, NY. I spent 3 years in a juvenile detention facility then I went to college and had a pretty good life. But yeah, shit happens.
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Oct 8 2014 10:48pm
Quote (Vormav @ Oct 8 2014 09:45pm)
Back in the day I used to run with a pretty tough crowd. Dan, Frank, Dom, and Jason. I mostly hung out with Dom who was my best friend growing up and Jason, an older dude who sold us weed. Growing up in the suburbs you tend to get bored as a kid, no responsibilities, distracted parents. Dom, Jason, and I built a treehouse in this Guatemalan kid's yard, right next to this fence in the woods near the edge of his property. Over the fence was a main road with poor lighting.. and because it was particularly straight and long people drove WAY too fast on it. So, during the school year every weekend we'd meet up at the treehouse, get high, and throw eggs at cars driving by. If the driver realized what happened and tried to chase us we'd just run into the property through the woods and out onto this other main road and circle back to my house to regroup. The driver would knock on the door of these Guatemalan people and find a dead end. Eggs turned into rocks, and then to paintball guns. Eventually, we started playing this game called "sticks" where we'd drag huge branches and downed trees into the road so that people would drive over them too fast and fuck up their cars. Well, one night we were playing "sticks" and we dragged this gnarled looking branch out. 30 minutes passed and no cars. Finally two cars approach the branch from either side, one of them speeding. The speeding car hit the branch and the driver lost control and flew into the oncoming car. It all happened so fast. We just ran. Apparently, the speeding car was a cop. He collided with the other car containing three passengers. Two dead. A science teacher from our school, her 14 yr old kid. The weekend passed, I could barely talk to my other friends or family. We were distraught. That Monday when we returned to school everyone was crying.. a teacher and her kid, a student at our school passed away in a tragic traffic accident. I was in homeroom with one of my friends who was there that night, Dom.. he just started bawling when they had the moment of silence. I didn't start crying until the teacher came over to give him a hug.. She said "it's ok honey, it's ok" and Dom starts snarling on his tears and barely gets out "you don't understand". We fucked up big time, you really take everything for granted until something real happens to you. Later that day Dom and I went over to Jason's house to talk about what's happened. Dom and Jason got into a huge argument because Dom wanted to confess. I was indifferent just because it felt so shitty, I felt like I deserved whatever consequences came. But Jason was 17, a few years older than us told us to just chill out, we can't change it and we could get into serious trouble. The next day Dom wasn't in class. Before homeroom started two cops and the principal came to the class and asked me to leave with them. I started crying immediately, I was frozen to my chair. The cops come over and help me up, my legs are so fucking weak I nearly put my entire bodyweight in the arms as they semi-drag me out of the room. We're sitting in the principals office and I just break down starting to tell them about the treehouse and sticks and that we were so high. They looked astounded. Apparently, Dom was found dead near the school by the groundskeeper. I told them everything, that I was with Dom and Jason and we killed those people. I had never been hated more in my life. Jason killed Dom to prevent him from telling and then left town, he was caught a few days later and sentenced to 15 - life at Sing Sing prison in Ossining, NY. I spent 3 years in a juvenile detention facility then I went to college and had a pretty good life. But yeah, shit happens.


defs not reading that
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Oct 8 2014 10:49pm
Quote (MutatedBeaveR @ 8 Oct 2014 21:41)
made a bong in ceramics. but it was terrible. even if it made it to the kiln it wouldnt have functioned.
in hs every time i had to shit i used the girls restroom because for some reason literally all the stalls in the mens rooms never had functioning locks and my school was full of black people so nuff said. anyway i got caught like 3 times throughout the whole HS career.
there was this exteremly dark guy in my class and everytime the teacher would turn the light off for overhead id say whered willfred go??
all in all only like 3 detentions and one ISS [in school suspension] u basically just sit in the office all day, literally the dumbest thing ever. and every time id rest my eyes theyd be like nigger wake up.


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Oct 8 2014 11:54pm
i made a staple shooter out of my pencil and shot the bus driver and got suspended from da bus for a month
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Quote (Vormav @ Oct 8 2014 09:45pm)
Back in the day I used to run with a pretty tough crowd. Dan, Frank, Dom, and Jason. I mostly hung out with Dom who was my best friend growing up and Jason, an older dude who sold us weed. Growing up in the suburbs you tend to get bored as a kid, no responsibilities, distracted parents. Dom, Jason, and I built a treehouse in this Guatemalan kid's yard, right next to this fence in the woods near the edge of his property. Over the fence was a main road with poor lighting.. and because it was particularly straight and long people drove WAY too fast on it. So, during the school year every weekend we'd meet up at the treehouse, get high, and throw eggs at cars driving by. If the driver realized what happened and tried to chase us we'd just run into the property through the woods and out onto this other main road and circle back to my house to regroup. The driver would knock on the door of these Guatemalan people and find a dead end. Eggs turned into rocks, and then to paintball guns. Eventually, we started playing this game called "sticks" where we'd drag huge branches and downed trees into the road so that people would drive over them too fast and fuck up their cars. Well, one night we were playing "sticks" and we dragged this gnarled looking branch out. 30 minutes passed and no cars. Finally two cars approach the branch from either side, one of them speeding. The speeding car hit the branch and the driver lost control and flew into the oncoming car. It all happened so fast. We just ran. Apparently, the speeding car was a cop. He collided with the other car containing three passengers. Two dead. A science teacher from our school, her 14 yr old kid. The weekend passed, I could barely talk to my other friends or family. We were distraught. That Monday when we returned to school everyone was crying.. a teacher and her kid, a student at our school passed away in a tragic traffic accident. I was in homeroom with one of my friends who was there that night, Dom.. he just started bawling when they had the moment of silence. I didn't start crying until the teacher came over to give him a hug.. She said "it's ok honey, it's ok" and Dom starts snarling on his tears and barely gets out "you don't understand". We fucked up big time, you really take everything for granted until something real happens to you. Later that day Dom and I went over to Jason's house to talk about what's happened. Dom and Jason got into a huge argument because Dom wanted to confess. I was indifferent just because it felt so shitty, I felt like I deserved whatever consequences came. But Jason was 17, a few years older than us told us to just chill out, we can't change it and we could get into serious trouble. The next day Dom wasn't in class. Before homeroom started two cops and the principal came to the class and asked me to leave with them. I started crying immediately, I was frozen to my chair. The cops come over and help me up, my legs are so fucking weak I nearly put my entire bodyweight in the arms as they semi-drag me out of the room. We're sitting in the principals office and I just break down starting to tell them about the treehouse and sticks and that we were so high. They looked astounded. Apparently, Dom was found dead near the school by the groundskeeper. I told them everything, that I was with Dom and Jason and we killed those people. I had never been hated more in my life. Jason killed Dom to prevent him from telling and then left town, he was caught a few days later and sentenced to 15 - life at Sing Sing prison in Ossining, NY. I spent 3 years in a juvenile detention facility then I went to college and had a pretty good life. But yeah, shit happens.


Is this a copy paste? If not, holy Fuck, you win this thread.
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Oct 9 2014 02:31am
never got in trouble in high school
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