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Oct 6 2014 02:46am
So I was at the store buying pizza and beer to watch the game and the cashier was like "yo where's all the healthy bulking foodz?" And I was like "yo bro I don't typically eat healthy bulking foodz" and he just looked at me like I was a lesser person. Although he was visually more aesthetic than I, we both really knew who the loser was
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Oct 6 2014 03:10am
Quote (N3rd @ Oct 5 2014 02:55pm)
That small talk helps you feel less like a robot and helps you enjoy your job a little more if you get a good convo or two. I assume you've never had to take up a job like that though.


I deal cards at a casino, small talk is literally all I do, along with consoling people on how fking stupid they are, and "omg no way, you lost money in a casino?" zzzzzz
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Oct 6 2014 11:11am
Heaven forbid you drink beer or eat pizza.

Some of you are so obsessed with DA ABZ that you are socially awkward penguins.
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Oct 6 2014 11:38am
Quote (PureOwnage2 @ Oct 6 2014 07:11pm)
Heaven forbid you drink beer or eat pizza. 

Some of you are so obsessed with DA ABZ that you are socially awkward penguins.


and the thing is it doesn't have anything to do with getting abs :3
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Oct 6 2014 12:09pm
Quote (HyphyIll @ Oct 5 2014 07:05pm)
How about instead of being an awkward fagget you say something like

Oh man I'm on a budget brother wish I could afford a few brews

or

Already picked it up man, all this stuff is the next day hangover cure!

or

Aw man I thought you had drinks and I was getting the food!

Then idk god forbid you make a new friend and watch a fucking football game with him



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Oct 6 2014 01:11pm
that same guy probably made a thread on the misc about how huge of a phaggot you are. I can see it now.
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Oct 6 2014 04:29pm
You are just a mean person op... I always love talking to people, it helps break up the monotony, and helps their day go by just that much more quickly and more pleasant
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Oct 6 2014 04:33pm
Quote (jimtheflow @ 5 Oct 2014 09:46)
At checkout, the cashier said "wheres the beer and pizza for the game?!"

Should have said, "What game?" Then bait the cashier into explaining football. :D
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Oct 6 2014 04:44pm
Quote (OhIndo @ Oct 6 2014 08:46am)
So I was at the store buying pizza and beer to watch the game and the cashier was like "yo where's all the healthy bulking foodz?" And I was like "yo bro I don't typically eat healthy bulking foodz" and he just looked at me like I was a lesser person. Although he was visually more aesthetic than I, we both really knew who the loser was


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Oct 6 2014 05:39pm
This gif seems to explain the situation
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