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Sep 20 2014 05:04am
Quote (Duckling @ Sep 18 2014 06:50pm)
just registered there lol


i will inform them of your:

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no one will want to date a dirty welching virgin :(
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Sep 20 2014 09:13am
Quote (slacks420 @ 20 Sep 2014 04:47)
It's NEVER a man's fault


Understand that no matter how much a feminist woman whines, her problems are NEVER greater than a man's problems.

A real woman will listen to the man's problems first, and soothe him in a calm and attentive manner before even THINKING of adding more drama to the man's day with her mundane crap.



If she has stopped responding, she simply found another dick, because she is an unappreciative yolo bitch who is self-entitled and expects a mangina in shining armor to ride in on his white horse and do everything for her, including reading her mind.

Take solace in the knowledge that she will probably end up being used and beaten by some loser who wears a beanie, or a baseball cap while you comfortably move on, knowing you are the strong man and that she is the weak and spoiled woman who didn't even deserve you.


Stay true, friend


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Sep 20 2014 06:57pm
Quote (Deathbv @ Sep 20 2014 02:25am)
well...??? did it happen? we need some info manggg


Yep. She got here last night at 8 when I was just finishing up dinner of roasted broccoli + parsnips and lobster alfredo over black tiger shrimp and angel hair pasta.

We ate outside in my back yard with some nice mood lighting, a few torches, and I had a fire made before she got there.

Talked a bit, went out and got ice cream, then walk around.

Got back to my place around 11:30, both got into more comfortable clothes. I grabbed a bottle of Fireball whiskey and we both took a few shots. Then laid in my bed just talking for hours.

Noticed it was like 4am and decided to go to sleep. I was big spoon. Got the balls to feel her up and started kissing her neck, then it just snowballed from there. We ended up actually going to sleep at like 7am.

Got up at noon and we took a shower.

Laid in my bed again and talked for a few hours. Then, round two, three, and four. She just left like half an hour ago (5:30PM my time).


She is the first girl I've done anything at all with since I ended it with my ex in April, but I am really into her I think. We have a lot in common, plus, she is an exercise science major, was an athlete, and she likes to squat lol.
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Sep 20 2014 07:16pm
you only start dating after you've had sex at least once
people on this forum living in the 60s...
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Sep 20 2014 08:08pm
Quote (bnrhodes2 @ Sep 21 2014 12:57am)
Yep. She got here last night at 8 when I was just finishing up dinner of roasted broccoli + parsnips and lobster alfredo over black tiger shrimp and angel hair pasta.

We ate outside in my back yard with some nice mood lighting, a few torches, and I had a fire made before she got there.

Talked a bit, went out and got ice cream, then walk around.

Got back to my place around 11:30, both got into more comfortable clothes. I grabbed a bottle of Fireball whiskey and we both took a few shots. Then laid in my bed just talking for hours.

Noticed it was like 4am and decided to go to sleep. I was big spoon. Got the balls to feel her up and started kissing her neck, then it just snowballed from there. We ended up actually going to sleep at like 7am.

Got up at noon and we took a shower.

Laid in my bed again and talked for a few hours. Then, round two, three, and four. She just left like half an hour ago (5:30PM my time).


She is the first girl I've done anything at all with since I ended it with my ex in April, but I am really into her I think. We have a lot in common, plus, she is an exercise science major, was an athlete, and she likes to squat lol.


Nb. She cute?
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Sep 20 2014 08:11pm
Quote (MrBobMarley @ Sep 20 2014 10:08pm)
Nb. She cute?


Yep (if I wasn't attracted to her, she wouldn't have been here lol). I have seen too many sherlocks here to post a pic though. I was also extremely impressed with her ass haha.
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Sep 20 2014 08:18pm
Quote (bnrhodes2 @ Sep 20 2014 09:11pm)
Yep (if I wasn't attracted to her, she wouldn't have been here lol). I have seen too many sherlocks here to post a pic though. I was also extremely impressed with her ass haha.


just don't be a pussy and post a pic

block out her eyes if you really care that much

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Sep 20 2014 08:29pm
Quote (bnrhodes2 @ Sep 21 2014 02:11am)
Yep (if I wasn't attracted to her, she wouldn't have been here lol). I have seen too many sherlocks here to post a pic though. I was also extremely impressed with her ass haha.


yea i feel yea, i wouldn't either if ya like her.

Even if ya trust everyone, plenty of lurkers/rando's.

is this at a new crib?
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Sep 20 2014 08:42pm
Quote (MrBobMarley @ Sep 20 2014 10:29pm)
yea i feel yea, i wouldn't either if ya like her.

Even if ya trust everyone, plenty of lurkers/rando's.

is this at a new crib?


we aren't friends on facebook or any other social media (other than snapchat), so i'm not that worried at this point..but still not going to post her face

i was sitting on my bed after we got out of the shower and she was putting makeup on - it may have been a little creepy, but i couldn't resist taking a picture
(if it hasn't been obvious yet, i like athletic builds, not slender skinny bitches - i would be afraid to break them lol)



no, that is still my brother's/mom's place..but my brother, his gf, my mom, and a bunch of their friends went to a cabin for the weekend, so i have the place to myself until tomorrow afternoon
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Sep 20 2014 09:03pm
Quote (bnrhodes2 @ Sep 21 2014 02:42am)
we aren't friends on facebook or any other social media (other than snapchat), so i'm not that worried at this point..but still not going to post her face

i was sitting on my bed after we got out of the shower and she was putting makeup on - it may have been a little creepy, but i couldn't resist taking a picture
(if it hasn't been obvious yet, i like athletic builds, not slender skinny bitches - i would be afraid to break them lol)

http://i60.tinypic.com/j6ivch.jpg

no, that is still my brother's/mom's place..but my brother, his gf, my mom, and a bunch of their friends went to a cabin for the weekend, so i have the place to myself until tomorrow afternoon


Dat ass doe
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