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Oct 13 2016 08:30am
Yeah just trim your waist lol.

The fuck can you do about that? Time to invest in a waist shaper and corsets lmao
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Oct 13 2016 09:43am
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Yeah just trim your waist lol.

The fuck can you do about that? Time to invest in a waist shaper and corsets lmao


increase muscle size in other areas such as lats, shoulders, to make it seem as if waist is smaller in proportion?

although yea for the type of competition the judge didnt like his overall size, they are looking for less bulky physiques and well by bulking up other areas to make waist look smaller may not help then.
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Oct 13 2016 09:54am
Quote (noob_whacker @ Oct 13 2016 11:43am)
increase muscle size in other areas such as lats, shoulders, to make it seem as if waist is smaller in proportion?

although yea for the type of competition the judge didnt like his overall size, they are looking for less bulky physiques and well by bulking up other areas to make waist look smaller may not help then.


idk proportionately speaking guys who chase their pro cards
and like mr O champs look much bigger than me (proportionately)

so if i have a thick waist, but also fully developed muscle bellies (in comparison) while coming in conditioned and proportionate and symmetrical for the most part
you think id still win this little amateur competition.

either way i think im just going to do classic physique.
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Oct 13 2016 10:47am
Hi Dan,

congratulations on being a better lifter than anyone in your class. We are looking for smaller guys who don't look like they lift as much because we feel that is the ideal aesthetic. Obviously, if fitness competitors have no muscle bellies or striations, we feel that they look fitter. In fact, if a guy doesn't have any fucking calves, we will most likely crown him a champion, just because we are so into smallness. We encourage you to compete against 500 pound super freaks next time. Take care, have a wonderful off-season, and please come in super scrawny if you want to stay in this category. You know what? Just take the year off, drink soda and avoid the gym, and when you come back you should be conditioned to win.

Best,

Nat.

^ Did I get that about right?
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Oct 13 2016 11:16am
Quote (RewtheBrave @ Oct 13 2016 12:47pm)
Hi Dan,

congratulations on being a better lifter than anyone in your class. We are looking for smaller guys who don't look like they lift as much because we feel that is the ideal aesthetic. Obviously, if fitness competitors have no muscle bellies or striations, we feel that they look fitter. In fact, if a guy doesn't have any fucking calves, we will most likely crown him a champion, just because we are so into smallness. We encourage you to compete against 500 pound super freaks next time. Take care, have a wonderful off-season, and please come in super scrawny if you want to stay in this category. You know what? Just take the year off, drink soda and avoid the gym, and when you come back you should be conditioned to win.

Best,

Nat.

^ Did I get that about right?


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Oct 13 2016 05:10pm
it. just. makes. no. sense.

The only knock is you have a thicker waist than them, if you can even call it a knock. Your ab definition was 10/10 and the next closest competitor was like 7/10. You win in almost every other category

clowns, clowns everywhere!
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it. just. makes. no. sense.

The only knock is you have a thicker waist than them, if you can even call it a knock. Your ab definition was 10/10 and the next closest competitor was like 7/10. You win in almost every other category

clowns, clowns everywhere!


Except its still physique and not bbing
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Oct 13 2016 11:17pm
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Except its still physique and not bbing



I don't fucking understand boardshorts.

"Durrr physique men don't wear women's bottoms."

Such an American approach. Should wear 7 inch shorts at the longest. Cover ass and stuff but show quads.

I like wearing shorts that aren't too short, but never to over my knee.

This post was edited by Canadian_Man on Oct 13 2016 11:22pm
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Oct 13 2016 11:26pm
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Except its still physique and not bbing


yeah but the point I'm making is his physique is better than theirs and we all know it.

Ah well eh
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Oct 13 2016 11:29pm
Tear was easily the best one there, not even biased.. its just straight up facts. Can't even argue that he's too big, he's very well within the aesthetic range - not being too monstrous about things, just nicely shredded af.


I really have no idea why he wasn't picked except to say that it was probably favoritism
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