I had an epic day, I want to write this somewhere, no pics. Don't read it if you don't want to phaggot.

So it turns out my game isn't too rusty after being with one girl for 8 months (no Na$tySal)...

I've been looking to replace my damaged blackberry pearl so I hit up craigslist a couple weeks ago and got on some emails to some ads. Well one just progressed the last two days with some woman named Jacqueline who would sell me a new model of my pearl + a bunch of accessories (bluetooth, docking station, etc) for $150. So I was like fuck yeah and told her I wanted to meet up ASAP. Now I should mention that the impression I got from this bitch's emails was that she was a middle-aged soccer mom because of the way she typed, I was pleasantly suprised...

We set up a meeting a Yorkdale mall in Toronto so I jumped in my car straight from work, ballin in my hugo black suit (no fucking Na$tySal), and hit the 401 to get to the mall. Well I get there and I'm sitting around when some big motherfucking guy with a beard comes up and goes like "NintendoGuns, that you brah?" and I'm like, fuck, inb4rape. Turns out it was this jacqueline girl's brother making sure I wasn't going to take this bitch to browntown. So he eventually leaves seeing that I'm pretty young and am not packing heat and this chick jumps out of his car.

Man this Jacqueline broad was NOT what I pictured her, turned out to be a 8/10 blonde with legs a mile long and a sexy english accent, pretty young as well. So we talked for a bit, made the transaction then I decided I had nothing better to do tonight so I asked her if she wanted to shop a bit and just talk. She was like yeah you seem harmless enough. So we get to talking, she tells me about her school (waterloo) and shit, blah blah blah we had some laughs and it was a good time, this chick was chilll.

Towards the end of the night she starts hitting on me pretty deep, calling me cute and just hinting at shit like that, so I took advantage and was just like. Listen, give me you're phone number and I'd love to take you out sometime and continue this (blatant lie being as I'm moving to Ottawa on Saturday) so she did, we said our goodbyes and I landed a friendly kiss. She gave me a smile and walked away.. I didn't care that I wouldn't ever see her again, this was just much needed practice to shake off the recent break-up jitters. Long story short: feels good man.

Cliffs:
Met chick off craigslist (no Morholt)
She didn't stretch my anus out.
I got a new phone and this bitch's number for it. wat

So... according to you, would it have been a more successful endeavour if she HAD caused your butthole to gape?

If it would mean that I could shoot porn for $1000 per shoot in a sketchy Long Island studio, then yes, yes it would.

I lol'd
But gz on landing the girl bro!

Does anyone else feel like going to the gym for a 2nd weight training session later in the day when you've gone to the gym in the morning? Like, I go at 7am on tues-thur and 9am on mon-wed-fri and I cut down my work out to 1hr of lifting and 15 min or cardio, then later in the day after I'm done with my classes I feel like going back to the gym to exercise again :s

This post was edited by isaac_m on Aug 28 2009 03:10pm

I sometimes do this, but if I do I weight-lift in the morning then come back for some cardio.

maybe i should do that o.O shed lbs faster

trolling is a art

indeed it is