lol if you think that 6 pack will pull you pussy.

I'm 165 lbs, shredded muscle from doing constant gymnastics during my entire adult life. I have more agility than batman and could literally deep throat a woman while doing handstand push ups.

Still in my basement masturbating. Not only will women not fuck me, but I can't even get a 7/10 to sit next to me on the bus. You either have the ability to get pussy with your social skills, or you don't.


Gl kid


Also worth mentioning:

I have a very fat cock, which of course never gets used.

I've actually considered faking cancer just so I can force 8/10 nurses to touch my naked body. Idk, maybe when they see how ripped I am they'll give me a quick suck.

Even that crap doesn't work, though. I tried something similar to that once:

Went for a physical, I saw that the last 3 guys who went in were all over weight, middle-aged slobs. So I figured I'd be a hot shot and try to use my young, athletic body to my advantage. I ended up somehow finding the courage to "Accidentally" show off the entire front of my body, complete with penis as I let the scrub I was wearing fall to my sides.

The hot chick who was doing my exam literally laughed in my face, like I was an idiot for even thinking I'd ever somehow turn that situation into a blow job.


Moral of the story is - beach body can't carry you. Just give up and play world of warcraft

This post was edited by IsilDuRRR on Jan 19 2017 02:04pm

Damn son, I don't even try and I have girls sending nudes begging to do naughty things with and to me. Them feels

just by giving up WoW you increase your odds of pussy by 100%

unless you're into banging male night elves, keep it up

Check out Kinobody he's the ultimate Alpha. Will give you real advice.

okay 10/10 troll i died when reading this LOL


You can easily get laid off having a nice body even if you have a face of a potato and the personality of a rock. All about who you're looking for and where you're looking , social skills, how you carry yourself etc etc... so many variables. You don't need to be good looking, you don't need to be in shape, you don't technically need social skills but all of those obviously help. Social skills play a huge factor if you want to keep somebody around or when trying to engage an interaction that could lead you to sleeping w/ somebody. Alcohol can often help in most situations where you're looking for a 1 night stand.

As long as you're not a complete societal reject it really isn't a hard task to accomplish.

I'm pretty deep on the autism spectrum but I fuckin' slay only due to my amazing looks and incredible body (10% bf)

As long as I never said more than 100 words while hanging out, it's 100% I'm getting laid

that's hawt

your forearms must be bigger than popeyes

clocks ticking, how's the beach bod?

only worked out like 4 times last week. soreness gone so i can go everyday now. i already have a dorito base, just need to drop 20 pounds to get rid of unnecessary fat. need definition in abs/ribcage area. upper part looks good, like i said i already have dorito shape body, just need the seasonings/definition on it.