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Jul 31 2016 03:44pm
Quote (Crestron @ Jul 31 2016 03:09pm)
My gym buddy and I had the absolute best bulking cheat meal ever. Even during high bulk season it was considered a cheat meal which we'd only eat once a month or so. He's the chef so I don't really know the recipe, but its basically Enchiladas (taco lasagna)

I think it went something like this:


1200g of chicket fillet (1200kcal, but you can use minced chicken which would make it 2500kcal)
450g of creme fraiche (1800kcal, but we quickly replaced with quark, which has zero fat, zero sugar and is 13% protein, and only 320kcal for 450g)
14 whole wheat wraps (2800kcal)
2 jars of salsa (no idea how many kcal)
800g of cheese (3200kcal)
guacamole made with loads of avocados (1500kcal or so)
and then we used like 6-8 habanero chilies to make it really, really, really spicy.

Fry the meat with sauce, mix with guacamole and put them in the 14 wraps, placing them in a dish with layers of sauce/meat/cheese inbetween the wraps, and more cheese on top



That's neatly 12,000kcal in one huge dish if you use minced chicken and creme fraiche, which basically makes the meal unhealthy lol... We quickly swapped to chicken filet and quark which lowered the total calories from 12,000 to about 9200kcal

That 4600-6000kcal per person for that dinner. I remember calculating last time we made that meal we consumed over 300 grams of fat... each...

top it of with 2 litres of chocolate milk for an extra 1400kcal and boom, you have a delicious 6000-7400kcal meal :)


doesnt sound healthy
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Jul 31 2016 03:56pm
Soy milk? Why oh why..
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Jul 31 2016 04:48pm
Quote (serialj0e @ Jul 31 2016 11:44pm)
doesnt sound healthy


Well individually the ingredients aren't that bad. Actually, if you chose the cleanest option for each ingredient... its all healthy stuff:


We use whole wheat tortillas, good complex carbs, high in protein, loads of fibre
chicken filet is obviously one of the very best protein sources out there
quark is extremely healthy (no fat, no carb, high protein, low kcal)
cheese which we used (400kcal per 100g) can be swapped out with low-fat cheese which has around 200kcal per 100g... very high in protein.. good fats
guacamole is mainly made out of avocados, arguably the best source of at you can consume
chilies to increase dat metabolism.


Only problem is that it ends up being 4000-7500kcal (depending on ingredients, 4000 ish using the healthiest choices, 7500kcal when using dirtiest ingredients) which at the upper end of the scale is more than two days TDEE even for some one like me :o :o :o


plus, the 12 hours of diary that comes after. probably cause we eat like 350g of fat in one sitting.

overall one of my favourite meals and I wish I could eat it more often. fills me up for 8 hours almost and tastes as good as any junk food I've eaten. solid 9/10.

This post was edited by Crestron on Jul 31 2016 04:50pm
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Jul 31 2016 05:01pm
Quote (Crestron @ Jul 31 2016 11:52am)
Wtf its 418kcal per 100g. Do you eat the entire 600g box in one sitting?

Back in my bulking days where I'd eat 5000kcals/day I would eat 200g of oatmeal with whole milk and make a porridge out of it. Roughly 1000kcal



I'm allergic to a lot of shit, so having an easy 3kcals that's decently cheap and can be eaten in 2 sittings is sick as fuk
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Jul 31 2016 05:02pm
Quote (Decarnate @ Jul 31 2016 02:56pm)
Soy milk? Why oh why..



Cheapest lactose free alternative
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