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Mar 30 2016 01:10pm
Quote (Yohey @ Mar 30 2016 01:35pm)
Alright ive got 1.. Would you rather lose your dominant hand, or either of your balls. remember guys you only really need 1 nut.

Or

An eyeball or a nut?


I'd rather lose testicles mate.

Losing an eye would be so shitty. A fake testicle is less noticeable than a fake eye
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Mar 30 2016 02:04pm
Quote (xrmd @ Mar 30 2016 02:10pm)
I'd rather lose testicles mate.

Losing an eye would be so shitty. A fake testicle is less noticeable than a fake eye


Id have to agree. Id rather have 1 nut than 1 eye or Han.
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Mar 30 2016 04:07pm
Quote (xrmd @ Mar 30 2016 08:10pm)
I'd rather lose testicles mate.

Losing an eye would be so shitty. A fake testicle is less noticeable than a fake eye


You could lose an eye + a leg and become a legitimate pirate bro
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Mar 30 2016 08:25pm
i can still game video games and finger blast bitches with arms.
cant do that with legs.
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Mar 30 2016 08:29pm
Quote (Tear @ Mar 31 2016 02:25am)
i can still game video games and finger blast bitches with arms.
cant do that with legs.



I'll never forget when I was in hs and went to pick my gf up from her dads house. I was 16, so he gave my mom directions to his house (she lived w/ mom and step-dad near me) on the phone when she suddenly steps outside and looks at me. she's kinda laughing but kinda pissed. gets off the phone and says "Jake did you finger bang Blabla?" Lol this dude told my mom I finger banged his daughter. Had NEVER heard that term before. I proceeded to drive to his house and pick her up. Was my birthday. You know she mouth blasted my boner in the car ayyyy lmao
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Mar 30 2016 10:15pm
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I'll never forget when I was in hs and went to pick my gf up from her dads house. I was 16, so he gave my mom directions to his house (she lived w/ mom and step-dad near me) on the phone when she suddenly steps outside and looks at me. she's kinda laughing but kinda pissed. gets off the phone and says "Jake did you finger bang Blabla?" Lol this dude told my mom I finger banged his daughter. Had NEVER heard that term before. I proceeded to drive to his house and pick her up. Was my birthday. You know she mouth blasted my boner in the car ayyyy lmao


lol nice. good thing you didnt have dinner with her parents that could have been awkward.
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Mar 30 2016 10:24pm
Quote (Yohey @ Mar 31 2016 04:15am)
lol nice. good thing you didnt have dinner with her parents that could have been awkward.



Oh I did braj. Hella awkward lmao all to #crushdapus
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Mar 31 2016 12:40am
Quote (ug_warrior(xtc) @ Mar 30 2016 09:29pm)
I'll never forget when I was in hs and went to pick my gf up from her dads house. I was 16, so he gave my mom directions to his house (she lived w/ mom and step-dad near me) on the phone when she suddenly steps outside and looks at me. she's kinda laughing but kinda pissed. gets off the phone and says "Jake did you finger bang Blabla?" Lol this dude told my mom I finger banged his daughter. Had NEVER heard that term before. I proceeded to drive to his house and pick her up. Was my birthday. You know she mouth blasted my boner in the car ayyyy lmao
what the fuck does this story have to do with this thread

Story never happened
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Mar 31 2016 06:37am
Quote (powwpoww @ Mar 31 2016 06:40am)
what the fuck does this story have to do with this thread

Story never happened



finger blasting. Tears post is the 2nd time I've heard anyone say that after my madre lol
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Mar 31 2016 12:10pm
the threads with the most seriously idiotic questions are what's most successful in this cesspool.

check and mate m8s
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