You're a dirty animal. I might make a visit this summer if you show me all the local playgrounds. And by playground, I'm talking swingset and jungle gyms baaaaby, that A1 prime rib hold the saws nahmsayin? ayayyyy

Lol'd at aggressive fat chicks.

Being 25 I would still smash an 18 yo if she's attractive enough, but to me it's just better to stick to the 20+ range with where I'm at.

I don't even fuck with Tinder but it seems like people don't cold approach in person much at all anymore.

Side note what was this quote you speak of?

This post was edited by Darkblue on Mar 10 2016 08:23am

i banged a 13 year old once... i was 14 hehe but it was on a play ground. Its one of my fondest memories.

lold

2-3 years difference at one age is different than at another.

I'd stay away from anything 20 and under for your sake.

Okay, brothers. In an unprecedented all nighter fueled by Adderall, I "green thumbed," what quite possibly could be "the one."

I joke, but here is the serious question: I'm white as fuck. I've never shagged a black girl, honestly have never wanted to. Well, I matched quite possibly the baddest little light-skinned black girl and she wants the D. The only friend I know who fucked a black girl, albeit looking like Michael Strahan w/ gap and all, stole an oz of weed from my car so we don't talk.

Will my dick fall off, will I end up with mixed babies, will I start watching black girl porn?

Wanna touch her Afro.

This post was edited by ug_warrior(xtc) on Mar 10 2016 04:02pm

which afro

above or below

yuk

Headfro




It says, and I quote directly as what she wrote "I enjoy long walks on the beach and sipping piña coladas. -xoxo gossip girl"

Couldn't tell you if that's from the show or not, but girls always mention it lol. Be prepared to have knowledge, I had none. Dreams were broken, poor females.

I'm in a relationship now but before I couldn't do anything below 20 once I turned 21-22.

Just seem emotionally immature and sex for me isn't just ground and pound.

fuk man even girls my age are too immature for me. im only 24 but im honestly a 35 year old at heart