can i borrow all your money?

only thing I'd be upset about is if I left drugs over at my friends house, like a quarter of some dank wax because I didn't want my gf finding it, forgot about it, hit him up 4 months later and am like "yo lemme get dat fyah shatta back nigski" and he like "oooo I threw it away! 8^)"

what would zyzz do

I forgot half a 5 lb container of ON whey at my apartment when I moved out, my room mate threw it out during the final clean up. I wasnt upset, it was my fault for leaving it there to begin with.

tell him to go fuck a goat

You should have given notice before throwing someone's belongings away..

one time I drove my drunk friend home in his car, but he got towed due to where I parked (wasnt a "Visitor" spot, none were open anyway)

He blamed me and wanted me to pay the 100 dollar fee... I just didnt respond he wasnt that great of a friend anyway. saw him on Halloween and he didnt mention it

TL;DR If friends want money, just ignore them and the problem will go away