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Dec 21 2014 10:14pm
Quote (Ezxtz @ Dec 21 2014 11:11pm)
lmao the military is for dumbasses. Scrawn says, "Go fight and die for *insert word*". Meanwhile he's at some foreign brothel banging women while you get shot at because you believed in him. If you join the military you are enlisting to suck the dick of another man's wishes, with no gag reflex, and let the semen shoot straight down your throat.


where do i sign?
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Dec 21 2014 10:39pm
Quote (Ezxtz @ Dec 21 2014 11:11pm)
lmao the military is for dumbasses. Scrawn says, "Go fight and die for *insert word*". Meanwhile he's at some foreign brothel banging women while you get shot at because you believed in him. If you join the military you are enlisting to suck the dick of another man's wishes, with no gag reflex, and let the semen shoot straight down your throat.


Ya but u get 20-40k for signing
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Dec 22 2014 04:40am
Tried an ak47, m16 and rocket launcher in Cambodia lol.

The guy wanted me to buy a cow to shoot, but I just shot after coconuts and the rocket i launched into a hill :-D

Yea the guns are loud, but didn't you have anything to cover the ears?
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Dec 22 2014 10:07am
Quote (BackInBusiness @ Dec 22 2014 03:40am)
Tried an ak47, m16 and rocket launcher in Cambodia lol.

The guy wanted me to buy a cow to shoot, but I just shot after coconuts and the rocket i launched into a hill :-D

Yea the guns are loud, but didn't you have anything to cover the ears?


I had eye and earwear, I don't think I could shoot a rocket launcher, kickback would immediately aim at ground and I'd kill everyone.
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Dec 22 2014 10:17am
Quote (Ezxtz @ Dec 22 2014 06:11am)
lmao the military is for dumbasses. Scrawn says, "Go fight and die for *insert word*". Meanwhile he's at some foreign brothel banging women while you get shot at because you believed in him. If you join the military you are enlisting to suck the dick of another man's wishes, with no gag reflex, and let the semen shoot straight down your throat.


Sounds like butthurt
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Dec 22 2014 10:37am
Quote (Ezxtz @ Dec 22 2014 06:07pm)
I had eye and earwear, I don't think I could shoot a rocket launcher, kickback would immediately aim at ground and I'd kill everyone.


there shouldnt be too much kickback when firing a rocket launcher

This post was edited by prednam on Dec 22 2014 10:38am
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