Quote (CMBurns @ Dec 20 2014 03:06pm)
1. Don't do it.
2. Seriously don't do it, you'd be better off being a crossfit guido.
3. I know crossfit is for douchebags, just do it privately and don't wear aviators, a man purse and a bandana.
P.S.: If you do kipping pullups I'm coming back in time again to personally fuck you in the ass and we both know anal isn't our thing.
Mmm the bitterness runs deep in you
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