you know, I'm not gonna lie I'm pretty glad there are no votes for "I don't"

Also, to those who say your cheeks go together when you stand. wtf do you stand straight up?

When you "stand" you stay in a squatting position above the toilet and wipe your ass. nn those cheeks to come together.

we should make another poll asking if people wipe with their dominant hand or their off hand. lol that'll get you thinking the next time you shake a dudes hand when you know he didn't wash his hands...

do you get shit on your hand when you wipe your ass?

nope but fecal coliforms will still get on your hand, among other things.

so u wipe ur asshole with a paper towel and u dont touch ur asshole but the fecal jump on ur hand. is that what happened?
tell me a story about ur jumping feces

Okay guys i got one for you, i heard some guys take a piece of tp and dry their dicks im a shaker but i have heard of paper users and was shocked.

Anyone a dick drier?



Ps im a sitter, underball to be precise

This post was edited by Nearin on Dec 18 2014 02:59am

sitting wipe>
wipe from behind>
look at toilet paper after each wipe>

u do realize 'sitters' vs 'standers' only differs about a 45 degree angle.

Can confirm, I is dick dryer

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK. the poll is 50/50 between sitting and standing? Who the fuck stands up and wipes?

You sit on the toilet, take a shit, tilt to the side and wipe your arse.

Didn't realize the was another way of doing it.


Aren't your ass cheeks clenched together when standing anyways?

To this day it blows my mind that people stand, what the fuck are you doing, just tilt to one side sitting.