train to be stronger/quicker on my dirtbike

I train so I can wear short shorts 24/7/365 that is all.

I train because it's fun, and it helps to negate my shitty eating habits.

I don't give two shits about my health tbh.


I don't smoke, I don't snus (a type of chewing tobacco that 90-95% of Scandinavian male youths consume on a daily basis), and I'm not a fat whale, yet there are people who go under all 3 and still live to see 70++

I don't think it matters much if I die at age 70 or age 85.

Why do I train? loads of reasons...


* to get physically and functionally stronger
* to look more aesthetic, and have a striking physique
* to get bitches (its hard to tell how much pussy you actually get from having muscles, but there's been plenty of occasions where I've had to take my shirt off at parties)
* Make other men envious of me and even inspire some to become like me
* beat my own personal records, achieve a higher squat, higher deadlift, higher bench, etc..
* Make my enemies overestimate me (I'm probably the worst fighter ever, but constantly hear people saying that they wouldn't want to get in a fight with me or how they can't imagine how hard my punches are) - I'm sure you're all familiar with the ignorance "look how big his guns are, he'd probably 1 hit KO the other guy".
* improve my body for my own sake. Even if no female desired me and no guy wanted to have a body like mine I'd still to it because I personally think it looks good. Self image >

This post was edited by MGS4BestGameEverMade on Dec 12 2014 06:31pm