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Nov 30 2014 06:18pm
Fuck mates. Just saw a photo of the girl who I dated all Summer and she looks abs. perfect.
But then ends it... TWICE because I'm not religious enough.
Jesus Christ :cry: #beta
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Nov 30 2014 07:21pm
Quote (S3th @ Nov 30 2014 07:57pm)
Went on one date from Tinder.
She gave me head and swallowed.
Never seen her since.


Das it mane
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Nov 30 2014 08:27pm
I died laughing. 10/10 would read again.
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Nov 30 2014 09:19pm
I once did mutual masturbation with a girl that looked like biz markie's sister
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Nov 30 2014 11:29pm
Quote (fingerling @ Nov 30 2014 03:39am)
since leaving i've been with 5-6 more girls and i've been feeling shittier after each one. everytime i have sex with a girl i lose more respect for myself, girls, and life overall.

my therapist abandoned me. i managed to get by this semester with mostly b's. i didn't start studying until the last few weeks of classes, luckily they weren't too hard this term.

took the MMPI-3. minnesota multiphasic personality inventory. at the request of one of my therapists. would post results if anyone is interested/ knows about it (i've read up on it a bit but don't fully understand the results myself and i was high and drunk off nyquil when i was supposed to talk with her about my result sso didnt do it )

what else.. i lost a lot of weight from being so stressed and sick of life. whats funny is when i left u guys i had dated that girl for 3 months and was heartbroken it didnt work. well i end up meeting another one about a month later and dated her for 3 months we got srs as fuk met her family stayed together every night took a trip to another state together for a job interview, etc. anyway she said she couldnt deal with my anxiety and i was too negative (but i was drunk and high on klonopin so i didnt know what i was saying) so i said ok well i don't want to be a negative influence on your life so yeah i left her. still think about her every day.  but now im gaining weight again so im not eating much

so i was going to move back home and live with my mom and just say fuk life get drunk every day etc but i signed up for classes again nxt semester. got what... cell bio, immunology, and some other shit.  hope it isnt too hard cuz i cant focus fer shit. i tried to tell one of my teachers i couldnt make it to lab (went to their office) and was only planning to say i csnt make it today im not feeling well can i make it up but ended up crying it just came out i couldnt help it now he thinks im a fukin nutcase and looks at me weird as fuk. he gave me a couple therapists numbers but i alrdy had 2 at the time now i have none.

still cutting but only when i beat off. what else.. not drinking that much anymore i drank one night and took cialis or whatever it is and klonopin and got sick as fuck so now i jsut take sleeping pills/nyquil

i ran out of food on tuesday so didnt eat that day or wednesday cuz i was in a fight with my mom

that's it ill post more when i think of it


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Dec 1 2014 12:02am
Quote (S3th @ Nov 30 2014 06:57pm)
Went on one date from Tinder.
She gave me head and swallowed.
Never seen her since.


yeah i dated x2 from a dating site--- i mean i went out with them--- and fux them and never spoke to one again and the other had my number but shes kinda gross. both of them had gained like 20 lbs from their pics but i was drunk and horny so said fuk it (and then fuk'd it) but felt like puking after i dont like a fat girl i like b breasts and a small well shaped butt and one of the girls starts telling me to call her a whore and im very modest and think that's disgusting so i told her to 'shut up whore' and she didnt say much else but after we did it i said i was hungry and she made me jalapeno-cheddr meatballs (from a package) annd some turkey breast that i took to go and when i was leaving i hugged her in a way that my face wasnt turned away so she couldnt kiss me cuz i as sickened by her appearance

but the other girls were all hot except 1 was very average and those 2 ugly flab ass turkey necks. i told them both i didnt have my cc so i didnt have to pay for the alcohol tho so that was a bonus

went out with one girl who had like a beer, a mixed drink, and half a shot and was apparently hammered(i was later informed) who talked filth and was a church girl i guess. she'd only been with 1 guy but masturbated constntly and watched porn videos. when she got on top she says 'oh why did i wait so long' and yeah i take her to her car everything's great she messages me the next morning saying she just orgasmed twice, we plan to meet(meat) again and everything's good then later in the day she starts saying i was pressuring her for sexing and she didnt want to see me anymore so whatever.. she was hott hough

and the girl i dated for 3 months was hot as fark but also very messed up. the only girls who will be with me at all, especially for any amount of time, are fucking weirdos. well not weird but they are messed up. she had issues with her parents who were both drunks, she wasnt happy with life--she claimed. she had too many fukin friends tho and wanted to go out (just go out, not party) like 5 times a week. so it didnt work c uz i literally went to a dinner with her and 12 people and didn say a single word to anyone but her. mind u i had taken a dozen klonopin within the last 24 hours and had been drunk for the last day so my anxiety should have been at bay but nope it was raging. apparently i was making fun of everyone (to her) and that was being 'negative' but i meant well..i made fun of her and she liked it so. well she proly didnt like it but i thought it was funny but i made her laugh a lot too. she was about to be a doctor (vet) and here i still workin on a B.S. so we were at different stages of life anyway.
she kind of abandoned me for my problems i told her i was in therapy trying to get help i mean not just that she knew about all my issues except the probable 'anti social pd' cuz that one is weird i dont want ppl knowing about that. she scratched the fux out of my back when we had sex tho (at my request--and never hard enough) which made it much better. she also bled a lot durin sex she said it was her cervix. but if a girl is attractiv i dont mind them bleeding on me it is a fetish i think. but if theyre an ugly one i dont even want to get their juice on me i wear a condom.
so fukin sik of same thing every day get up surf youtube eat read surf youtube take nap get up eat surf youtube read take sleep pill go sleep wake up restart shit sucks and i got school starting soon zzzzzzzzzz
i miss ehr tho it's funny we break up 2 months ago or something and i feel like it's getting worse as time goes on
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Dec 1 2014 01:02am
Can't be any worse then me fucking some girl from work and barely getting it up at night cuz drunk then in the morning cuming in like 1 minute . Serious. Shits never happened before but when it does it has to be someone I see all the time .


Will they call me the minute man at work now?
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Dec 1 2014 01:09am
Quote (dirTyMan @ Dec 1 2014 07:02am)
Can't be any worse then me fucking some girl from work and barely getting it up at night cuz drunk then in the morning cuming in like 1 minute . Serious. Shits never happened before but when it does it has to be someone I see all the time .


Will they call me the minute man at work now?


u dun goofed up bad. the fatty right?
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Quote (dro94 @ <a href="x-apple-data-detectors://22" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="calendar-event" x-apple-data-detectors-result="22">Dec 1 2014 12:09am</a>)
u dun goofed up bad. the fatty right?



Different one . This one has a banging body and broke up with her bf a week ago.
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Dec 1 2014 01:15am
nah bei drunk is legit excuse. i usally take cialis with me so i can get it up if i know im gonna be drinkin. or if they're hot as fuk i dont need it
and cum in 1 minute eh it happens sometimes if ur in the mood i had sex with my gf twice in a row went in about 2 minutess each time cuz she was lookin so good. then she abandon me. cunt
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