WAY too skinny

what happens when you have to bend down to pick something up? or try to sit

you make chaps ^

Ah you see my dear friend, that's the brilliance of high quality skinny fit jeans (the ones that cost ~ $200 here, probably $150 ish in the US)

They're made of extra stretchy, elastic material, so when you bend down or pick something up, they'll stretch out to compensate for that movement.


It also futureproofs them.

So while my Levi's 520s sit on my quads like a glove (like the second picture I posted, of the Nudie jeans) I can pinch the fabric of my jeans on my thighs and literally pull it 5-6 inches out, indicating that I can still grow another inch or two around the quad area and still fit the same.


So yes my jeans are as tight as pictured above, but I wore them to school once and forgot my gym shorts and home and could easily do a normal workout in them.

This post was edited by MGS4BestGameEverMade on Oct 21 2014 05:14am

Most people make this mistake... skinny/slim fit =/= too small. Its just the fit/style. They'll be relatively skin tight where you want them to be (calf, thighs) but spacious and roomy around the crotch area. Where as if you wear a pair of regular jeans that are 2-3 sizes too small they'll probably suffocate your crotch/thighs and still be way too baggy around the ankle area (I HATE trousers that crinkle at the bottom)




Errm thanks? or fu?

I don't get that reference.

This post was edited by MGS4BestGameEverMade on Oct 21 2014 05:19am

Obviously Denmark doesn't outsource as unethically as the US does.

What real man wants to wear jeans that stick to their skin? We aren't women, why would we want to show off our ass crack, etc?

I agree slim fit > baggy, but the slim fit should have room to breath around your legs ... I ain't wearing jeans that feel like compression clothing ... All Levi's that I've tried so far feel like compression clothing ... Unless I size up the waist.

This post was edited by PartyInMyPants on Oct 21 2014 10:20am

Going to the mall soon to try these on. Need another pair of jeans.

Who said anything about a visual ass crack???? and skinny jeans are NOT tight around the crotch or ass area, but actually quite lose. Not "crapped your pants Eminem 2003 style", but nothing like female jeans that show off their booty like in the picture below...

Perfect fit for a girl: (oh sweet lawd dat booty tho)



completely skin tight, ass about to pop out of them jeans


perfect fit for a guy:



not quite skin tight, but not lose/flabby/baggy which means you look like a hobo wearing clothes from the salvation army, or a ghetto kid that has to use his older brothers worn out clothes, the "fit like a glove" look or 'tailored bespoke suit' look in other words.

This post was edited by MGS4BestGameEverMade on Oct 21 2014 10:31am

Well all the Levi's I've tried fit like that girls jeans rofl. I've tried many different brands too...Calvin Klein, American eagle, guess, tommy hillfigger.

I've spent hours trying on jeans. The current jeans I wear are slim fit but the waist is 2"+ bigger than my waist.

Ps I like that look of jeans you posted for a man, but I can't seem to find any jeans that fit like that lol ...

This post was edited by PartyInMyPants on Oct 21 2014 10:39am

Welcome to the story of my life lol... I've been envious of my tiny legged friends for the past 2 years since they get to wear really cool jeans and I have to pick up shitty ghetto looking ones just to not look like a flaming homosexual


but recently, I gave Levi's the challenge of finding me jeans that fit and the W32 L34 Levi's 520s give me more or less the perfect fit (still a bit too tight around the calf area, but near perfection around thigh, crotch, waist and ass area, which is more than I can ask for at this point lol)

slim fit but extreme wide taper

Should look like the jeans Becks' wearing in the picture, but with your massive legs.


Edit: yeah its a neat look, sadly its mainly designed for sub 20 inch quads ( I figure Becks is ~ 20" ish)


Gonna go to the flagship Nudie store this/next week and give them a similar challenge, finding jeans that look like (show them the picture I posted here) that but on my legs


Find a picture, show it to the guys in the shop and make them look for you


Examples of pictures I'd show to some one working in a mid to high end jean shop:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2585614/David-Beckham-accessorises-jeans-scarf-pocket-grabs-coffee-returning-Brazil.html

This post was edited by MGS4BestGameEverMade on Oct 21 2014 10:51am