Called the only male "African American" teacher that I can remember at my middle school "big nose". Got suspended for 3 days. In my defense he did have a big nose....

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Skipping a step when walking up the stairs

Openly carrying emptied bottles of booze filled with water and / or food coloring.

That prank landed us in the office, but we didn't get suspended.

I'd skip some classes and they'd suspend me for weeks at a time.
I don't understand the logic, but I was enjoying it.

In grade 6
On class walk, teacher brought his dogs.

Bernice mountain dog and German Shepard

This one fucktard I didn't like was walking them, so I threw a stick as far as I could ahead of him

Dogs chased the stick and took the kid with him

2 week suspension and 2 Months of detention

Grade 12 Advanced functions; sitting in the back of the class doing my work and I over-hear this guy (always loud and obnoxious in class, acting tough shit, bullied me since I was new to the school) talking about "How we should have 'hot days' in Canada because we have 'snow days'". I pipe in and tell him that snow can physically prevent you from getting to school, whereas 30 degree weather doesn't physically limit you from getting to school. He goes "Who the fuck asked you to speak? Nobody asked your opinion." So I retort quickly "Shut up you're black; your opinion doesn't matter." Guy goes ape shit, throws my books and gets in my face cussing me out telling me he's getting his boys on me etc. 5 minutes later the group of black kids walk by my class and eye me down so I wave. Teacher sends him to principals office since he was going ape shit, teacher gives me a 20 minute lecture after class about how white males are privileged and how "his people" have gone through so much (basically a history lesson) and I have a meeting with him, my principal, and my teacher. They tell me to write a letter of apology, I don't, so I get a 3 day suspension.

Show up after suspension and he's dropped out of the class; never hear from the fucker again.
Suspension was lifted 5 weeks after.

I'm by all means not racist but God damn I wanted to shut this guy up.

u so hard

got expelled grade 10 2 days before final exams for stealing a confiscated sharpie from the vice principal's office. LOL

Friend got suspended for drinking green kool-aid out of an old coolant jug

I got suspended for gluing a 500 pack of gluesticks to the bottom of the art tables during saturday school

In English class we got put into groups to write a poem where each person writes one line. We didn't give a shit so we just wrote something and passed it around the group without reading it. The last kid to write a line wrote "I stabbed a black guy with my knife" and turned it in.

Suspensions for everyone in the group. I'm sure I could have fought it but I was just excited for the time off.

This post was edited by StedieMonster on Oct 8 2014 05:58pm