Quote (lepInTheHood @ Jul 17 2014 03:23am)

ok but whats perfect? white teeth - after that
perfectly groomed hair
and then perfectly groomed beard
and then perfectly groomed body hair and pubic hair
and then perfectly groomed anus hair, bleach that as well while your at it. its not seen as perfect.
your looking foolish saying things like this.
Starting off right but then you just got silly.
* perfect hairstyle
* 6 foot tall, 220lbs and single digit fat-%
* naturally tan, but not orange
* billionaire, playboy and philanthropist
* Wardrobe full of Tom Ford / Savile Row tailored suits
* no acne/spots/moles/blackheads/etc
* Colgate smile
Or just be this guy:

Yeah, definitely the latter.