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May 21 2013 09:30pm
Quote (Ladsy @ May 21 2013 09:19pm)
aware me on this female names of exercises shit


The bench mark workouts for Crossfit are designed to fucking own you in a short period of time.

This is a quote from Greg Glassman the founder of Crossfit.

“I thought that anything that left you flat on your back looking up to the sky asking, what the fuck happened to me, deserves a female name.”

That's why they all have girl names. If you've been with a girl or loved one (Which 80% of H&F haven't), you'll know where hes coming from.

This post was edited by BoneYard on May 21 2013 09:31pm
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The bench mark workouts for Crossfit are designed to fucking own you in a short period of time.

This is a quote from Greg Glassman the founder of Crossfit.

“I thought that anything that left you flat on your back looking up to the sky asking, what the fuck happened to me, deserves a female name.”

That's why they all have girl names. If you've been with a girl or loved one (Which 80% of H&F haven't), you'll know where hes coming from.


thought u were gonna say if youve loved a girl then pick her name and do that workout, would be like taking a trip down memory lane

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May 21 2013 09:35pm
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thought u were gonna say if youve loved a girl then pick her name and do that workout, would be like taking a trip down memory lane


But then people like me could never do crossfit.
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May 21 2013 09:35pm
Quote (Ladsy @ May 21 2013 09:33pm)
thought u were gonna say if youve loved a girl then pick her name and do that workout, would be like taking a trip down memory lane


Oh i'm sure the names of the girl's are based off exactly that. Just the general idea came from greg. When a girl breaks my heart il create my own workout and make it badass.

Jk that's already happened, but the cunt isn't even worth thinking over now.

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Quote (BoneYard @ May 21 2013 11:59am)
Pood (Russian: пуд, tr. pud; IPA: [put]), is a unit of mass equal to 40 funt (фунт, Russian pound). It is approximately 16.38 kilograms (36.11 pounds).[1] It was used in Russia, Belarus and Ukraine. Pood was first mentioned in a number of documents of the 12th century. Unlike funt, which came at least in the 14th century from Middle High German: phunt, Old Russian: пудъ pud (the earlier unattested form *пѫдъ pǫdŭ) is a much older borrowing from Old Norse: pund which in turn came through the mediation of Old English: pund from Latin: pondus "weight".

It's how most kettlebell weights are measured.




AWESOME! thanks bud!!

Quote (BoneYard @ May 21 2013 08:45pm)
Tuesday, May 21st 2013
3pm
Warmup and stretch

WOD Did Jackie for the first time. It's a quick cardio sprint. Rough workout if you wanna have a low time.
1000m row, 50 45lb thrusters, 30 pullups for time. Got 9:08. Disappointed but my quads were fucking owned after the row.

Couple minutes after me and my coach didDeath by Snatches.
2 snatches on the minute, every minute increasing by 2 until you can't do anymore.
Only used 95lbs on the snatches. Got up to 6 rounds. Couldn't finish the 12 before the minute expired to go onto 14. Sucky stuff.



Yup. Only done fran once, but my time was 8:00. I'm redoing it on thursday though, hoping to get sub 6 minutes at least.
I've done annie, angie, linda (That's a rough one) anddddd a couple more i can't remember. Jackie sucked today


nice man, like a boss! keep it up, you going 5+days a week?

My crossfit today was a killer, we found out our 1RM for back squats, i maxed out at 295LBS with perfect form and dug just below 90 degrees in the knees.

than we did a ladder every minute on the minute

Back Squats

1st min 1 rep
2nd min 2 reps
3rd min 3 reps
ECT ECT ECT to 12 mins/12reps

I used 155lbs for that

finished off with 3 sets of 500M rows for time, did 2 minutes +/- 3 seconds for each set. :)

now to walk around like i got fucked in the ass :(

P.S hope you dont mind me posting this on your thread

Quote (AngeloMisery @ May 21 2013 09:35pm)
But then people like me could never do crossfit.


Why do you say that? crossfit isnt about being elite, its about personal growth and setting and reaching your goals, every day is a new start, your better than the day before, and not as good as tomorrow!



This post was edited by segouin1221 on May 21 2013 09:40pm
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AWESOME! thanks bud!!



nice man, like a boss! keep it up, you going 5+days a week?

My crossfit today was a killer, we found out our 1RM for back squats, i maxed out at 295LBS with perfect form and dug just below 90 degrees in the knees.

than we did a ladder every minute on the minute

Back Squats

1st min 1 rep
2nd min 2 reps
3rd min 3 reps
ECT ECT ECT to 12 mins/12reps

I used 155lbs for that

finished off with 3 sets of 500M rows for time, did 2 minutes +/- 3 seconds for each set. :)

now to walk around like i got fucked in the ass :(

P.S hope you dont mind me posting this on your thread


Yeah no worries =D.

Yeah tough stuff. Couple weeks ago we did a combination of Heavy backsquat/bench press.

Rep Scheme 1 and 1, then 2 and 2, 3 and 3 etc etc up to finishing with 10 bench press then 10 squats.

265 for the squat and 185 for the bench.. I've never almost cried before until that afternoon haha.I think our time was 11:30~? He spotted me on the last set of bench and i spotted him cause we were both owned. We finished the squats at the same time
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May 21 2013 09:44pm
Quote (segouin1221 @ May 22 2013 11:38am)
AWESOME! thanks bud!!



Why do you say that? crossfit isnt about being elite, its about personal growth and setting and reaching your goals, every day is a new start, your better than the day before, and not as good as tomorrow!


the joke


you missed it
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May 21 2013 09:46pm
Quote (Ladsy @ May 21 2013 09:44pm)
the joke


you missed it


It's good. Women are devils. Kristen still texts me all the time. It sucks.
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May 21 2013 09:48pm
Karen + Fran = cunts

Fav is Grace
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Quote (BoneYard @ May 22 2013 11:46am)
It's good. Women are devils. Kristen still texts me all the time. It sucks.


she pops up occasionally to me too but i have decided she might be a bit troubled in her head space

like shes nice, but something seems iffy

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