On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

2.6 Lbs. Blue Raspberry
Serving Size:2Scoops(60.7g)
Servings Per Container:20
Amount Per Serving % Daily Value
Calories 240
Calories From Fat 0g
Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Trans Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0g 0%
Total Carbohydrate 48g 16%
Sugars 10g †
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Protein 12g 20%
Dark Matter™ Proprietary Blend (Patent Pending) 60g †

2 scoops/1 serving contains 12g protein. l2read

600% increase in protein synthesis equal to 40 grams of protein. l2read

lol... i hope you're entering into a field where intelligence isnt required to make money or you might soon find yourself living on the street

This post was edited by NMU on Oct 22 2012 04:49pm

but I mean their logic is flawed...

If you are a healthy individual, and you consume 10 grams of protein, your body will synthesize 100% (all 10 grams)


So increasing synthesis by 600% is physically impossible, since you are already digesting and using 100%

shits all the same buy what gives you most for cheapest.

Alpha, I am disappoint.

I'm not the one who wrote the label...just telling you guys what it says

do you think cavemen or ancient greeks and romans gave a fuck about protein synthesis?

nigs these days are too technical, just fucking eat, eat like a beast to look like a beast

This post was edited by rememberedmyuername on Oct 22 2012 05:18pm

fast forward to 4:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2UJc-wg-Rw