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Dec 2 2009 04:09pm
you're supposed to put down the 15-20 dildos you were curling before weighing yourself
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Dec 2 2009 04:17pm
The same exact thing happened to a friend of mine, he took 15-20 lbs of dildos out of his ass and everything went back to normal
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Dec 2 2009 04:23pm
15-20 dildos in ass, take out then weigh yourself
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Dec 2 2009 04:24pm
Quote (Varsity @ Dec 2 2009 05:17pm)
The same exact thing happened to a friend of mine, he took 15-20 lbs of dildos out of his ass and everything went back to normal


i lold, but its probably because of the 15-20 lbs worth of dildo up your ass
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Dec 2 2009 04:28pm
a distinct possibility could be that 15-20 lbs worth of dildos in your bowels are causing you to retain water weight.
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Dec 2 2009 04:44pm
Usually when that happens is because of the 15-20 lbs worth of dildo up your ass. Take them off and weight again. NP
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Dec 2 2009 05:47pm
hey

did you forget to take the 15-20 lbs of dildos out of your ass?
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Dec 2 2009 05:49pm
Quote (xGeArz @ Dec 2 2009 09:38pm)
In West Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground where I spent most of my days

Chillen out, maxin, relaxin all cool and all

Cramming 15-20 dildos in my ass by the school


Quote (bones0187 @ Dec 2 2009 09:19pm)
the op think i has their 15-20 in ass dildos


Quote (2813308004 @ Dec 2 2009 05:04pm)
i think the op has 15-20 dildos in their ass


Quote (Dangers @ Dec 2 2009 10:09pm)
you're supposed to put down the 15-20 dildos you were curling before weighing yourself


Quote (Duckling @ Dec 2 2009 10:23pm)
15-20 dildos in ass, take out then weigh yourself




FUCKUPS. ITS 15-20 LBS NOT 15-20 DILDOS


=)
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Dec 2 2009 05:58pm
it could be one 15 - 20 lb dildo or 15 - 20 1 lb dildos

or maybe a 14 - 19 lb cat chased the gerbil up there
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Dec 2 2009 06:32pm
Quote (Kiston @ Dec 2 2009 11:49pm)
FUCKUPS. ITS 15-20 LBS NOT 15-20 DILDOS


=)


You of all people should know that the standard weight for dildos is one pound.
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