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Feb 25 2013 06:19pm
IN LOOOOOOL OAK NUKKA
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Feb 25 2013 06:25pm
Ouch.

I wonder how this will play out for Oak in Afficionados story.

This post was edited by xGeArz on Feb 25 2013 06:25pm
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Feb 25 2013 07:15pm
you're a bit late to the story dyer...if you recall, i already told you all about this a few weeks ago.


“Burns. What did you do to Hulahoopchicka and where is she?” I demand. I see a tear roll down burns face. What could possibly happen that has made burns tear up? “I bet it was the illum...” and with that Burns backhanded Josiah clear across the forest. “give him space guys.” I command. After a few minutes of Burns mulling around in his mind what had gone in, he finally gets the courage to speak. “Well, it has been a while since I've been with a lady, and I lost control and grabbed he....and I was going to bring her by this lake we had walked by to try to set the mood. So we get there and it is beautiful, and she is struggling a bit, but that is okay. Then I have he held down and i'm ripping off he pants...and then....a dick bigger than mine pops out...I didn't know what to do, so I threw him in the lake and took off this way. My mind hurts right now...” Burns says in a broken tone.
With that, the group erupts in roaring laughter. Even Lightman cracks a smile at the thought of burns face when he first realized. “Well I guess that solves the mystery of the missing tata's.” Ladsy interjects. “I hate you all.” Burns replies.
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Quote (Afficionado @ Feb 26 2013 01:15am)
you're a bit late to the story dyer...if you recall, i already told you all about this a few weeks ago.


“Burns. What did you do to Hulahoopchicka and where is she?” I demand. I see a tear roll down burns face. What could possibly happen that has made burns tear up? “I bet it was the illum...” and with that Burns backhanded Josiah clear across the forest. “give him space guys.” I command. After a few minutes of Burns mulling around in his mind what had gone in, he finally gets the courage to speak. “Well, it has been a while since I've been with a lady, and I lost control and grabbed he....and I was going to bring her by this lake we had walked by to try to set the mood. So we get there and it is beautiful, and she is struggling a bit, but that is okay. Then I have he held down and i'm ripping off he pants...and then....a dick bigger than mine pops out...I didn't know what to do, so I threw him in the lake and took off this way. My mind hurts right now...” Burns says in a broken tone.
With that, the group erupts in roaring laughter. Even Lightman cracks a smile at the thought of burns face when he first realized. “Well I guess that solves the mystery of the missing tata's.” Ladsy interjects. “I hate you all.” Burns replies.


Oh yeah. Fuark.
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Feb 25 2013 07:30pm
Quote (d3skjet @ Feb 25 2013 07:37pm)
Ultimate Post Your Own Sherlock'd Thread


this
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Feb 25 2013 08:09pm


yuh
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Feb 25 2013 08:25pm
Quote (Afficionado @ Feb 26 2013 01:15am)
you're a bit late to the story dyer...if you recall, i already told you all about this a few weeks ago.


“Burns. What did you do to Hulahoopchicka and where is she?” I demand. I see a tear roll down burns face. What could possibly happen that has made burns tear up? “I bet it was the illum...” and with that Burns backhanded Josiah clear across the forest. “give him space guys.” I command. After a few minutes of Burns mulling around in his mind what had gone in, he finally gets the courage to speak. “Well, it has been a while since I've been with a lady, and I lost control and grabbed he....and I was going to bring her by this lake we had walked by to try to set the mood. So we get there and it is beautiful, and she is struggling a bit, but that is okay. Then I have he held down and i'm ripping off he pants...and then....a dick bigger than mine pops out...I didn't know what to do, so I threw him in the lake and took off this way. My mind hurts right now...” Burns says in a broken tone.
With that, the group erupts in roaring laughter. Even Lightman cracks a smile at the thought of burns face when he first realized. “Well I guess that solves the mystery of the missing tata's.” Ladsy interjects. “I hate you all.” Burns replies.


loled so fkn hard
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Feb 25 2013 10:16pm
Quote (Wopsey @ Feb 25 2013 06:26pm)
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Quote (Wopsey @ Feb 25 2013 06:32pm)
http://i47.tinypic.com/24xjewx.png

Wonder how much longer that account will be active, LOL.


GFG

He'll just make another multi and use someone else, but yeah, isn't it fucking pathetic?
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Feb 25 2013 10:20pm
I knew about hula... I asked for nudes back in Oct. she said will do but never provided.
bitches always provide when I ask for nudes
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Feb 25 2013 10:25pm
Quote (TheOak @ 26 Feb 2013 00:20)
I knew about hula... I asked for nudes back in Oct. she said will do but never provided.
bitches always provide when I ask for nudes


I'll provide nudes ;)
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