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Jul 30 2014 09:14pm
I tried to lift got 3 years now and I never had any gains despite eating 1g=1lb of protein each day that I worked out.
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Jul 30 2014 09:17pm
11 pages 0 laughs..;[
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Jul 30 2014 09:44pm
ok so ive been playing eye contact tag with this bunny from the gym recently but i cant figure out how to approach her. im pretty good with women but in this situation i just dont know how to do it.

i dont do any cardio at the gym, just weights and shes pretty much a runner, we both wear headphones at all times, i lift hard and am usually short of breathe and/or lightheaded, girls always complain that they feel gross when theyre sweating...... so i just dont know what to do. i dont know her name, or any of her friends even. i think shes new to the area.

she came up behind me at the water cooler while i was filling a bottle and said "good idea, i hate stopping all the time" im pretty sure just to start conversation but she was behind me and by the time i turned around to see who it was i was all light headed and just blurted something out like "yeah fucking water" so i havent been able to pull the trigger since.

someone throw me a bone here!
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Jul 30 2014 09:51pm
Im so good looking that i post selfies on the internet but take the time to edit my face out.

I don't know why bitches think lifting will magically cure them.

Read a fucking book fgt.

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Jul 30 2014 10:07pm
Quote (Bloop @ Jul 31 2014 12:51pm)
Im so good looking that i post selfies on the internet but take the time to edit my face out.

I don't know why bitches think lifting will magically cure them.

Read a fucking book fgt.


Bitches don't like nerds u nerd
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Jul 30 2014 10:15pm
Quote (expressaa @ Jul 30 2014 08:22pm)
My 4 inch blade can easily penetrate your muscles.

6'6 250 lbs, or 5'0 75 lbs. You would ALL shit your pants and try to run away if you were to talk shit to our local gangs.

hell, the worthless crackheads I used to sell weed/cocaine to back in the day would have made you all shit your pants.

Stabbing is nothing. A knife to your leg and most of you will back off. Imagine someone stalking you and following you home to your loved ones. Do you live alone? Good.

Facebook is a good place to find where your families live.


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Jul 30 2014 10:15pm
Quote (HotHamAndCarl @ Jul 30 2014 08:07pm)
Bitches don't like nerds u nerd


Good, I don't date people who lift anyway.
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Jul 30 2014 10:22pm
Quote (Alpha @ Jul 30 2014 08:41pm)
Yea exactly man all these wannabe alphas up in this forum they can't compete with us true alphas ill fuck up a 6'6 dude or a 5'0 guy with a knife any day of the week bro

Keep hustlin cuz

Us Alpha males only ones that gonna make it nowadays none of that "we're all gonna make it" /feel bs

All y'all would drop like flies in my old hood I grew up in. Shit 5 of my boys didn't even make it thru childhood and they were some hard ass motherfuckers

And lol at New Mexico I lived and worked in the deadliest city in the fucking states shit ain't no joke come to 4th and franklin n we'll see how long you bitches last ill fukin wreck ye m8 I swear on me mum


pussy ass bitch, back in the days i used to fight vs the militias in mother fuckin congo, you think youre hard but are not trust me.
ive seen and done things you can't even imagine in your worst nigthmares.
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Jul 30 2014 10:24pm
Quote (HyphyIll @ Jul 31 2014 03:44am)
ok so ive been playing eye contact tag with this bunny from the gym recently but i cant figure out how to approach her. im pretty good with women but in this situation i just dont know how to do it.

i dont do any cardio at the gym, just weights and shes pretty much a runner, we both wear headphones at all times, i lift hard and am usually short of breathe and/or lightheaded, girls always complain that they feel gross when theyre sweating...... so i just dont know what to do. i dont know her name, or any of her friends even. i think shes new to the area.

she came up behind me at the water cooler while i was filling a bottle and said "good idea, i hate stopping all the time" im pretty sure just to start conversation but she was behind me and by the time i turned around to see who it was i was all light headed and just blurted something out like "yeah fucking water" so i havent been able to pull the trigger since.

someone throw me a bone here!


aw fuk bye
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