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I guess I'm just gonna eat lots of steak
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Quote (RyanDyerProtein @ Aug 24 2016 10:14pm)
U trying to win / fraud a workplace weight loss compeition u virgin?


not weight loss competition.

lets just say the more weight i gain the more money i will receive.

I don't need to lose a shit, I just need to eat a bunch of crap to gain weight, and finally gain some fake weight right before weight in to get some more reward.

again. I do not need to lose a gram, all I need is gains.



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Aug 26 2016 12:49am
Quote (TwistedFury @ Aug 26 2016 02:42pm)
not weight loss competition.

lets just say the more weight i gain the more money i will receive.

I don't need to lose a shit, I just need to eat a bunch of crap to gain weight, and finally gain some fake weight right before weight in to get some more reward.

again. I do not need to lose a gram, all I need is gains.


Go to pharmacy

Say u have the runs

Acquire immodium

Gain constipation

Dont poo for 3 days

???

Gains
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Aug 26 2016 08:30am
Just go eat a bunch of food for breakfast or something. Go to your local brunch place and tell 'em you want the Lumberjack special with a milkshake and extra toast.
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Aug 26 2016 09:05pm
i can only assume that you're doing some sort of fighting or wrestling?

if you're just a few lbs under making weight, then it shouldn't be hard to meet the req.

if you're underweight enough, like 8+lbs, that you'd have to consider doing some sketchy stuff in order to make weight, regardless of what you do, be safe. weight classes are a thing for a reason

my slight concern comes from experience - fighting dudes above your weight class makes a big difference. if it's for something else then nvm.

This post was edited by Wretch on Aug 26 2016 09:07pm
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Aug 26 2016 10:24pm
Quote (Wretch @ Aug 27 2016 10:05am)
i can only assume that you're doing some sort of fighting or wrestling?

if you're just a few lbs under making weight, then it shouldn't be hard to meet the req.

if you're underweight enough, like 8+lbs, that you'd have to consider doing some sketchy stuff in order to make weight, regardless of what you do, be safe. weight classes are a thing for a reason

my slight concern comes from experience - fighting dudes above your weight class makes a big difference. if it's for something else then nvm.


thanks for advice

I am like 10 lbs short, i plan to truly gain about 6lbs and hopefully can make 4~5 fake lbs for weight in.
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