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Jul 21 2016 12:03am
Quote (Sire @ Jul 20 2016 02:19pm)
We have loads of doctors here and English isnt the 1st language but they speak it well, Speaking the language fluently of the country you work in should be a requirement, Especially somethin as important as health care



But fluently doesn't mean without accent.
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Jul 21 2016 12:46am
Did you say gyno which is a bro term or "gynecomastia, abnormal growth of breast tissue"
either way I'm triggered by this event sry bro

and lol'd for sure

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Beta during the event
Alpha talk online after

Love this shit :D


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Jul 21 2016 01:02am
i mentioned that i have pain behind my nipple. she thought it was still about my shoulder

i said "pain behind nipple and chest area"

and i said "its not related to my shoulder"

yet she kept talking about my shoulder and how physical therapy would help the chest pain also and how it can be pain in many places....

she clearly didnt understand english
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Jul 21 2016 01:47am
oh the iron E
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Jul 21 2016 03:40am
I always make sure to specifically ask for a native swedish doctor as some arab doctor told me I had Pancreatic cancer when it turned out I only had gallstones.
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Jul 21 2016 03:45am
Quote (mavajava @ Jul 21 2016 10:40am)
I always make sure to specifically ask for a native swedish doctor as some arab doctor told me I had Pancreatic cancer when it turned out I only had gallstones.


I wanna say LOL but it's not even funny... Damn.

I got a doctor from Yugoslavia or somewhere, only been there once to drive my mother. I don't mind her, just a thick accent.
She knows the difference between shoulder and nipple.
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Jul 21 2016 04:44am
Quote (GodisLove @ 21 Jul 2016 11:45)
I wanna say LOL but it's not even funny... Damn.

I got a doctor from Yugoslavia or somewhere, only been there once to drive my mother. I don't mind her, just a thick accent.
She knows the difference between shoulder and nipple.


Yeah, I really hope he wasn't right on that and I got cancer without knowing it ^^
But had my gallbladder removed 7 months ago and the pain stopped, but haven't been able to take a proper shit since then and I can't get another appointment with a doctor... Free health care is awesome, except for when they don't got enough personal to have time for you but you still have to pay for it.

Been waiting for a phone call since january, got pushed to march, then june, now october... For a fucking phone call.

This post was edited by mavajava on Jul 21 2016 04:44am
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Jul 21 2016 02:19pm
def not gyno

eat large amounts of hormone-blitzed chicken breast, yum yum
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Quote (mavajava @ Jul 21 2016 06:44am)
Yeah, I really hope he wasn't right on that and I got cancer without knowing it ^^
But had my gallbladder removed 7 months ago and the pain stopped, but haven't been able to take a proper shit since then and I can't get another appointment with a doctor... Free health care is awesome, except for when they don't got enough personal to have time for you but you still have to pay for it.

Been waiting for a phone call since january, got pushed to march, then june, now october... For a fucking phone call.


yea i had gallbladder removed a few years back

i was throwing up bile all night for like 8 hours straight. assumed it was a horrible stomach sickness, some food poisoning or something bad.

toughed it out till morning. saw doctor. they did ultrasound a few hours after first doctor.

then saw dude to discuss surgery and they later removed it laparoscopically.

i was lucky it didnt rupture.

doctors all told me i should have called an ambulance to pick me up. but it was happening at 2am and i didnt want to bother any family member. even though i was in a shit load of pain. not fun
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Jul 21 2016 05:38pm
she ignored u because u told her u had shoulder pain, then added that ur tit hurt and that u might have manboobs, she quickly glanced at ur tits and saw ur gigantic manboobs, glancing back at your baseball shaped delt she deduced it was all the butt roids and simply pretended not to understand u to avoid dealing with this shit
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