damn lucky, I j/k foreveralone.jpg my ex got fat. Could prolly eat her for a cheat meal now tho.

I was just kidding I don't suck penis.

wait, you aren't a chick?!

Nope.

Funny my ex started working out after I broke up with her and she won't shut up about it , 3 months in the gym and she thinks she knows fuckig everything , "carbs are bad" tells everyone to do fucking paleo. I work with her and I want to shoot myself when I have to hear that shit so now I just try and ignore her.

Not better but I love it:

1 Large supreme Pizza or meatlovers

Burger and Fries at some restaurant, usually 5 guys or a bar

1 Pint of Reese's ice cream

6-12 pack of IPA

Whatever else looks good that day

No clue or care on TDEE

Lmao all my ex's are kinda over weight now. You ever pretend to listen to her bullshit to hit it or are you passed the break up honey moon faze where you sill bang lol? Idk how you work with her tho props to you, greater man than I

Don't really give a shit, never really liked her when I dating her ... Lmfao... Never had a gf so wanted to try it

I've never quoted someone and put it in my sig, if someone shows me how, that spot is yours w/ the above quote lol had me dying

Just do [quote ] msg [/quote]

But move the ] beside the e

cheated on a girl last night with her roommate... while she was in the room next door lmao...