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Mar 19 2016 10:51am
Quote (orpimpin1201 @ 19 Mar 2016 12:44)
Not to be rude because I think it's cool that you're bettering yourself and trying to get stronger etc... But as far as a corrections officer or whatever your official title is... You wouldn't be my first choice, and I wouldn't want you to be my backup going into a crowded prison. How'd you land this job? Not trying to pick on you or anything, it's just you're not the first example of someone who doesn't look suitable to be a corrections officer at all.


Well, from the beginning, there's a test, then a physical, then background check and psych evaluation, and then the academy. Make it through everything, and you're in.

Say and feel what you'd like, but I really don't care. I know several people who would disagree with you, and that's what matters. Regardless of how you think I look, I've seen guys who actually look the part freeze up and not know how to react when it's needed most. I've seen guys who don't look like they'd be suitable for this job, myself included, go full bore into situations that would give you nightmares. So get over yourself. Whether or not you're trying to be rude, you're still talking shit when it's completely unwarranted. Walk my beat, then we'll talk.
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Mar 19 2016 11:20am
What the fuck is with people on this site and kettlebells...
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Please don't tell me you guys said it on "sixpackshortcuts"

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Mar 19 2016 11:35am
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Well, from the beginning, there's a test, then a physical, then background check and psych evaluation, and then the academy. Make it through everything, and you're in.

Say and feel what you'd like, but I really don't care. I know several people who would disagree with you, and that's what matters. Regardless of how you think I look, I've seen guys who actually look the part freeze up and not know how to react when it's needed most. I've seen guys who don't look like they'd be suitable for this job, myself included, go full bore into situations that would give you nightmares. So get over yourself. Whether or not you're trying to be rude, you're still talking shit when it's completely unwarranted. Walk my beat, then we'll talk.



I just don't want you to be one of those guards that gets manipulated and abused by the prisoners is all :(.
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Mar 19 2016 11:42am
Quote (orpimpin1201 @ Mar 19 2016 11:44am)
Not to be rude because I think it's cool that you're bettering yourself and trying to get stronger etc... But as far as a corrections officer or whatever your official title is... You wouldn't be my first choice, and I wouldn't want you to be my backup going into a crowded prison. How'd you land this job? Not trying to pick on you or anything, it's just you're not the first example of someone who doesn't look suitable to be a corrections officer at all.


you ever been to jail/prison bro? im bigger than every CO/sheriffs deputy ive ever encountered.. except 1 and he happens to train at the same gym as me i talked to him last week and im only 10 lbs less than him now. shit 1/3 of them are female.

/e and to the OP stay motivated youll get there.

This post was edited by Yohey on Mar 19 2016 11:47am
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you ever been to jail/prison bro? im bigger than every CO/sheriffs deputy ive ever encountered.. except 1 and he happens to train at the same gym as me i talked to him last week and im only 10 lbs less than him now. shit 1/3 of them are female.

/e and to the OP stay motivated youll get there.



Nah I don't usually visit places that I have no intention of ever going.

And by all means I want him to succeed and get better as well.
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Mar 19 2016 11:54am
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Nah I don't usually visit places that I have no intention of ever going.

And by all means I want him to succeed and get better as well.


lolwut? Free living and unlimited time to get swole...

Sounds like you're making a bad life decision.
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Nah I don't usually visit places that I have no intention of ever going.

And by all means I want him to succeed and get better as well.


yeah i didnt either.. my point is im not even big and the fact that im bigger than the people who are supposed to be guarding me is sad lol. not to mention criminals are a hell of a lot more aggressive than a normal person. its all about respect in there... respect and ramen noodles..
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Mar 19 2016 11:57am
Quote (Yohey @ Mar 19 2016 01:56pm)
yeah i didnt either.. my point is im not even big and the fact that im bigger than the people who are supposed to be guarding me is sad lol. not to mention criminals are a hell of a lot more aggressive than a normal person. its all about respect in there... respect and ramen noodles..



And honeybuns. Buying ppl with honeybuns. But that was my main point.
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Mar 19 2016 12:41pm
Quote (Yohey @ Mar 19 2016 12:56pm)
yeah i didnt either.. my point is im not even big and the fact that im bigger than the people who are supposed to be guarding me is sad lol. not to mention criminals are a hell of a lot more aggressive than a normal person. its all about respect in there... respect and ramen noodles..


Quote (orpimpin1201 @ Mar 19 2016 12:57pm)
And honeybuns. Buying ppl with honeybuns. But that was my main point.


Size doesn't equal ability.
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Mar 19 2016 01:49pm
Quote (Braxton11 @ 19 Mar 2016 14:41)
Size doesn't equal ability.


I know we haven't always gotten along or seen eye to eye, but I appreciate this.




Quote (orpimpin1201 @ 19 Mar 2016 13:57)
And honeybuns. Buying ppl with honeybuns. But that was my main point.


The only point you've managed to make is that you're an expert when it comes to performing at exceptional levels of douchebag.

But, since my actual job experience means nothing compared to the wealth of knowledge you've amassed through TV, movies, and other various media outlets, why don't you continue to educate me when it comes to my job, since you clearly know more about prisons and Corrections in general. Please, great civilian, teach me.
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