"What To Do On My 18th Bday"
...remember a few years ago, when you were 100% convinced you were gonna propose to and marry some little chickie?
Reflect back on that, and appreciate that at that age, you didn't know sh!t about sh!t.
Appreciate that you will *continue* to have that feeling as you get older, not knowing sh!t about sh!t, except for what you've learned and experienced.

Then go out and do the thing with the BK crown like noob_whacker suggested. That sounds like fun.
