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#11
Dec 10 2015 09:34pm
Quote (Shakti @ Dec 10 2015 08:23pm)
the creatine in me wants to punch both of you in the face for spamming my thread but the chill side of me doesnt care


sweet

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Dec 10 2015 09:48pm
Quote (ug_warrior(xtc) @ Dec 10 2015 10:14pm)
I used a glove so all was kosher

I dropped a few boulders out of my butt so rest assured I will be cleaning my colon here soon. Exlax gonna hit me like bwaaamo


How did the torpedo feel up there?
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Dec 11 2015 12:49am
Quote (Braxton11 @ Dec 11 2015 03:48am)
How did the torpedo feel up there?


awkward, you can feel it in your dick in a strange way if that makes sense
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Dec 11 2015 12:15pm
Either psychological or allergies.
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Dec 11 2015 01:18pm
Quote (dark-soul @ Dec 11 2015 02:15pm)
Either psychological or allergies.


allergy to thoughts
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Dec 11 2015 01:38pm
Quote (ug_warrior(xtc) @ Dec 11 2015 01:49am)
awkward, you can feel it in your dick in a strange way if that makes sense


No it doesn't make sense because I've never done it and don't know the feeling LOL

Does it dissolve or do you have to shit it out?
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#17
Dec 11 2015 01:46pm
why don't you just eat yogurt, drink kombucha and eat cereal with chia or flax seeds.

or just give yourself diareah by taking caffeine or just add cayenne pepper to a smoothie.

This post was edited by PartyInMyPants on Dec 11 2015 01:46pm
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#18
Dec 11 2015 07:43pm
i can breath again, for whom it may concern
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Dec 11 2015 07:45pm
Quote (ug_warrior(xtc) @ Dec 10 2015 07:10pm)
it could be worse, you could be struggling to get a turd out of your butt

4 exlax deep and a anal suppository, still no budge.


8oz milk and i'll be fixed in 15 min. asian lactose intolerant master race
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Dec 11 2015 07:47pm
Quote (Shakti @ Dec 11 2015 08:43pm)
i can breath again, for whom it may concern


Overdosing on the creatine.
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