Sup Canadian phaggots

Bought my tickets over last night, 1 way to Vancouver

Have a 2 year working visa

I'm going to finger all your gfs

We gonna get yucky? I could use an Aussie wingman

Very yucky (srs)

https://www.supplementsource.ca/Cutler_Nutrition_Total_Protein_2_3lb_p/cutler-total-protein-2.3-straw.htm

Grabbed that, just to tide me over for a bit till I can make it into a Popeyes.

how did u get a 2 year visa?? I could only get a 1 year for AUS and aren't you older than 25 yrs???

also sell me your rack n shiet I move over to Melb in January, will sell back after 1 year for same price.

2 years is standard for Canada m9, US and Aus is 1 year

I'm not that old wtf

I'm on the west coast (goat coast) I'm not taking my shit to poverty Melbourne. Enjoy rain and hipsters

This post was edited by HotHamAndCarl on Aug 23 2015 11:56pm

heard west coast was shit, u kinda look like ur in your early 30s, prolly genetics m8 not ur fault.

I'm under the impression that it never rains in Melbourne cuz it's like 35 degrees+ every fking day. wtf srsly??? I fucking hate hipsters, there's way too many where I live...


also thx OP picked up 10lbs of expired gold standard for $126. May god have mercy on the noses of those around me.

Lmaoo who told you 35 degrees in Melbourne. Melb worst weather in aus hands down

Yes west coast is actually shit nvm don't come to Perth.

Early 30s aw fuk bye

And yes melb is the arty / hipster capital of Aus lmaooo you've made a terrible error. Mistakes have been made

This post was edited by HotHamAndCarl on Aug 24 2015 12:22am

Wtf why didn't u warn me

Going to Perth like February next year for a month then just gonna swim over to Thailand

Hipster girls are hot though, I'll just bang all their girlfriends.

Ayy which bank/internet/phone are best?? And what's best place to live in melb?? Also gumtree doesn't have any cars for sale it fking sucks is there another website for it??

Don't think most girls wanna bang retards though