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May 13 2015 09:43am
Advice #1

Avoid hippie medicine such as those you listed
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May 13 2015 09:45am
Quote (xGeArz @ May 12 2015 06:16pm)
Very easy lol.

I'm doubting you'd even pass intro bio or anatomy with ease.



This

Quote (Blacjac91 @ May 13 2015 11:43am)
Advice #1

Avoid hippie medicine such as those you listed


And this

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May 13 2015 10:51am
you can go to school for that shit? i didn't think it was real
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May 13 2015 10:57am
All of you people wasting your youth, because you're wanting to retire comfortably for 10-15 lousy years of old age.. doing it wrong.


Humans aren't even meant to live past 50. The fact that we do is just a compliment to medical stubbornness, nothing more. Science has only gotten good at delaying the inevitable, not actually increasing effective human life spans. Why do you think we rot away and die of "Natural causes?" That's the body's way of telling you "dude, you're supposed to be dead right now, fuck off and let it happen."

What would happen to a 70 year old in the darkages? He'd get wrek'd in some war or by some animal. We are only allowed to live into old age, because of how society works to protect old people and it's a shame that we're taught form birth that we need to"retire," rather than live our youth exactly as we want to without worry of how we will survive our comparatively insignificant 10-15 twilight years.


Idk. Working overtime for 65 years just to relax for 15 seems fucking retarded to me lol. I'd much rather live 65 epic years and then just shoot myself.
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May 13 2015 11:07am
Quote (slacks420 @ 13 May 2015 09:57)
All of you people wasting your youth, because you're wanting to retire comfortably for 10-15 lousy years of old age.. doing it wrong.


Humans aren't even meant to live past 50. The fact that we do is just a compliment to medical stubbornness, nothing more. Science has only gotten good at delaying the inevitable, not actually increasing effective human life spans. Why do you think we rot away and die of "Natural causes?" That's the body's way of telling you "dude, you're supposed to be dead right now, fuck off and let it happen."

What would happen to a 70 year old in the darkages? He'd get wrek'd in some war or by some animal. We are only allowed to live into old age, because of how society works to protect old people and it's a shame that we're taught form birth that we need to"retire," rather than live our youth exactly as we want to without worry of how we will survive our comparatively insignificant 10-15 twilight years.


Idk. Working overtime for 65 years just to relax for 15 seems fucking retarded to me lol. I'd much rather live 65 epic years and then just shoot myself.



While I agree, I plan to retire much sooner but only high paying jobs will allow that. We all know doctors get high pay and freebies with tons of perks. I think the most high paying doctorate is just being a legal drug distributor which is the MD. They get free cruises and thousands in bonuses, which are worth more then the staffs salary as well in just bonuses. But I have a heart I can't be a drug pusher. I broke it down to chiropractic and acupuncture, but that's also if I decide to go in debt and put in the time.

Like I said for now I'll get my LMT and see where I go from there.
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May 13 2015 11:39am
Quote (Josiah @ May 13 2015 12:07pm)
While I agree, I plan to retire much sooner but only high paying jobs will allow that. We all know doctors get high pay and freebies with tons of perks. I think the most high paying doctorate is just being a legal drug distributor which is the MD. They get free cruises and thousands in bonuses, which are worth more then the staffs salary as well in just bonuses. But I have a heart I can't be a drug pusher. I broke it down to chiropractic and acupuncture, but that's also if I decide to go in debt and put in the time.

Like I said for now I'll get my LMT and see where I go from there.



Yes it's the fact that you have a heart that is stopping you from being a doctor or a drug pusher as you kindly call it, jajaja

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May 13 2015 11:39am
Bang bros
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May 13 2015 12:35pm
Quote (Josiah @ May 13 2015 01:07pm)
While I agree, I plan to retire much sooner but only high paying jobs will allow that. We all know doctors get high pay and freebies with tons of perks. I think the most high paying doctorate is just being a legal drug distributor which is the MD. They get free cruises and thousands in bonuses, which are worth more then the staffs salary as well in just bonuses. But I have a heart I can't be a drug pusher. I broke it down to chiropractic and acupuncture, but that's also if I decide to go in debt and put in the time.

Like I said for now I'll get my LMT and see where I go from there.


thats not the only thing they do lol

they dont study 2x as long as a pharmacist to do the same thing
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May 13 2015 03:22pm
Quote (Qwaze @ 13 May 2015 11:35)
thats not the only thing they do lol

they dont study 2x as long as a pharmacist to do the same thing



The procedure for a doctors visit in the older days was to find what you have. These days they just give drugs based off symptoms riiiiite same thing as pharmacy but the signature to release the drugs.
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May 13 2015 03:22pm
Bang bros.. I wish I made better life decisions
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