If your out drinking till 3:00 am and gotta be up at 6:00am for work, I'll share a secret. Lay on the floor of the shower with the water running so you can throw up in the drain if needed and fall asleep. After abit the water gets cold and wakes you up and youre ready to rock after your cold water wake-up

Goat

Gonna laugh at the irony of picturing someone calling 7up and vodka gay while pulling out a bottle of Mio at a party.

its turtol, his parents couldnt afford to put him through elementary school

what kind of parties do you go to?

I'm 25 years old, the "parties" are now just called "the bars."

Tfw no friends eh

turtol's idea of a party is 5 friends sitting in their parent's basement drinking skol

This post was edited by Boilermakers on Apr 22 2015 09:33am

No, tfw all of your friends have stable jobs and don't throw house parties because cleaning up is a bitch.

My local restaurant/bar is less than half a mile from my home. I guess you Australians have to ride your kangaroo a long ways to the nearest form of civilization eh?

Fuck yea bro mio mix, wewh good thing you avoided the gay ass vodka cran.

Seriously though Darwinism where are you.

This post was edited by wesley123 on Apr 22 2015 10:04am