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Apr 2 2015 09:22pm
Quote (Wretch @ Apr 2 2015 09:14pm)
dont know much about food poisoning...

but if it's coming out both ends be sure to stay hydrated, that's so important


this plus much more has already been said , gj echo
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Apr 2 2015 09:38pm
Quote (noob_whacker @ Apr 2 2015 10:22pm)
this plus much more has already been said , gj echo


just seconding the notion.

get off my nuts, fucko.
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Apr 3 2015 06:03pm
water
drink it
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Quote (rlebar @ Apr 2 2015 09:39pm)
Food poisoning isn't THAT bad. I've had it 3-4 times.

Kinda shitty tho (nawimean?)

I just ride it out, you'll be fine in a day or 2. The biggest issue with it is dehydration.

Most people who get food poisoning think they have that "24hr flu" which doesn't actually exist. It's food poisoning.

Usually you'll shit and puke your guts out for up to 12 hrs, and then be in recovery mode for another 12 hrs. After a day it's back to normal mostly. Maybe a little drained or generally not 100% for another day.


I wouldn't say it's not that bad.. haha its a rough couple days.

Me and a buddy got it for 3 days from Steak & Shake.
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Apr 5 2015 12:23pm
gone for most part, but barely eaten past 4 days. Still have the shits, but much better. Set a doctors appointment anyway.

thanks all!
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Apr 5 2015 02:18pm
pretty sure you just gotta tough out food poisoning man, drink tons of water to keep hydrated and flush your system and try eating small meals when you feel you can
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Apr 5 2015 03:44pm
Quote (Snazzy @ 3 Apr 2015 20:15)
I wouldn't say it's not that bad.. haha its a rough couple days.

Me and a buddy got it for 3 days from Steak & Shake.


I stressed the "that" because it's by no means a fun time, but there's worse things.

It's perspective too. I've been horribly sick a few times in my day and food poisoning was a walk in the park by comparison.
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Apr 5 2015 05:55pm
get a massage to flush out the toxins...

... yes, people in the donor forum think massages release toxins. sad day for humanity
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Apr 6 2015 12:07pm
Drink lots of water and get some gatorade or drink clear juices. Not orange juice obviously.

Eat easy digestible foods in small meals through out the day and that's really it.

Take a vitamin pill if you're puking/shitting a lot.

Rest. sleep.

Honestly. To be very honestly with you. If you can just smoke a lot of weed and sleep ALL DAY. You'll be good in no time. lol
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Apr 8 2015 04:50pm
want to know the best way?

In the marines when you get food poisoning they make you do an enema. I'm talking half a fucking gallon enema. You will shit your brains out and feel better.
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