The hair absorbs all the lube that's supposed to be in my asshole. Hair removal will pay for itself with all the lube that doesn't get wasted.

... well done

In addition, all of your anuses leakage will now be in your boxers (cuz not trapped by hair) and when your boxers can't handle it anymore it will drip down your legs into your socks and then when your socks can't handle it your footwear will start fill up.

This post was edited by PartyInMyPants on Jan 7 2015 04:39pm

And then I can ring out the socks into my mouth mmmmmmm

ha. gayyyyyyyyy

Cleaner more aesthetic look, plus you'll see striations and muscle seperations much clearer. I haven't shaved anything on my body in about a month now, hairy as fuck and I feel really fat. As soon as I shave chest/abs I feel way more ripped already.