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Dec 18 2014 01:50pm
how could it sound any other way? i wrote 'woke up to' meaning i woke up and had received a message. of course it was her, i just thot it was the oddest excuse ive ever heard

she works with refugees and immigrants tho, so it is believable. didnt rly feel like goin anyway
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Dec 18 2014 02:40pm
can't believe you idiots don't realize this is rapdawg.
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Dec 18 2014 02:48pm
Quote (noflexzone @ Dec 18 2014 04:40pm)
can't believe you idiots don't realize this is rapdawg.


Can't believe you are the idiot who thinks anyone cares.
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Dec 18 2014 02:49pm
Quote (wesley123 @ Dec 18 2014 04:48pm)
Can't believe you are the idiot who thinks anyone cares.


damn its like that
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Dec 18 2014 03:32pm
Quote (Yohey @ 18 Dec 2014 13:39)
"my buddy says you don't put out"


lmao
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Dec 18 2014 03:57pm
used it last night

"sorry fell asleep when meditating wtf"
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Dec 18 2014 04:23pm
"Can we do tomorrow instead? VD doc said i have to wait 24h after I get my shots and cream."
"I might run a little late. Can you stop by CVS and buy me an extra small condom for tonight?"
"Can you stop by the county jail and bail me out? We'll go out after. Bring $800. Pls respond"
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Dec 18 2014 05:07pm
Never had to pull out of a date . If I make a commitment I'm not going to back out of it. Unless something serious happens .
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Dec 18 2014 05:16pm
inafter - scabies Is considered an std by many groups as it is transmitted by contact between people... she saved your ass.
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Dec 18 2014 05:34pm
"Sorry, mudbutt. BAD. Reschedule?"
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