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MrBobMarley

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#11

Dec 17 2014 10:01pm

I heard only females stand while they wipe

turtol

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#12

Dec 17 2014 10:10pm

people stand and wipe... wtf... I wonder if sitters go either way? who reaches behind to wipe and who reaches under their balls from the front to wipe? O_O

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#13

Dec 17 2014 10:15pm

Quote (turtol @ Dec 17 2014 08:10pm)

people stand and wipe... wtf... I wonder if sitters go either way? who reaches behind to wipe and who reaches under their balls from the front to wipe? O_O

under baller here

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#14

Dec 17 2014 10:29pm

Quote (BeastOf_TheEast @ Dec 17 2014 09:15pm)

under baller here

I do both, i start with behind the rear then finish up with "under baller" lololol so many things i've never known...

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#15

Dec 17 2014 11:15pm

Quote (MrBobMarley @ Dec 18 2014 04:01am)

I heard only females stand while they wipe

What I think happened is the mom probably taught people in most cases. Females stand up and wipe from behind as not to get fecal matter in the vaginal area. I don't know why guys would as it seems really uncomfortable and unnecessary.

Another thing I hate that mothers teach some boys is to wrap TP around the hand like a glove and wipe. God damn people using so much toilet paper due to female teachers.

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#16

Dec 17 2014 11:17pm

Quote (xGeArz @ Dec 18 2014 01:15am)

wrap the tp around the arm to deep cleanse

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#17

Dec 17 2014 11:51pm

In all of my years of trolling and lurking on JSP, this thread delivers. :thumbsup:

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#18

Dec 18 2014 12:31am

id be too afraid to wipe my ass sittin down that id wipe too hard and slip and my arm would go into the shit water
i also wipe towards my balls is normal?

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#19

Dec 18 2014 01:00am

Quote (xGeArz @ Dec 18 2014 02:15pm)

That actually makes a lot of sense

When I was a kid I always stood

Then somehow I was introduced to sitting at some point

Never looked back. Sitting master race.

Lift balls up and wipe gg.

Ideally you would try for the double ghost poo. No wipe needed and poo scootes down the hole so no need to flush

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#20

Dec 18 2014 01:24am

Quote (TheOak @ Oct 5 2012 10:32pm)

idk how the fuk u guis do it standing..... when u stand, ur ass cheeks close together.

This is how I do it

- left elbow goes on left quad
- spread legs
- right leg does a calf raise in order to create room
- right arm goes in for the kill
- wipe from back to front in small segments (i.e. start from furthest back and move 2" and repeat as you go down... dnt jst go from back and drag that shit all the way to the front)
- wet some tp to allow further cleaning
- finish off with another piece of dry tp to avoid wet cheeks

you're welcome

Take a lesson from TheOak.

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