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Dec 14 2014 01:14pm
What the fuck is wrong with you man?


The obvious move would be to forcefully bend her 35 year old cooter into plain view of every bitch in that club and begin doing her anus while staring into her husband's eyes with the ferocity of a national geographic gorilla.
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Dec 14 2014 01:43pm
Quote (slacks420 @ Dec 14 2014 02:14pm)
What the fuck is wrong with you man?


The obvious move would be to forcefully bend her 35 year old cooter into plain view of every bitch in that club and begin doing her anus while staring into her husband's eyes with the ferocity of a national geographic gorilla.



i cant get a bonr with other ppl around tho
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Dec 14 2014 01:48pm
Quote (partank @ Dec 14 2014 11:09am)
she wouldve said excuse me, instead she tried to act like shes the shit


exactly

Quote (lepInTheHood @ Dec 14 2014 11:16am)
was she not joking?


no, said it very cocky and uppity-like so I had to pull her off her high horse

Quote (fingerling @ Dec 14 2014 10:59am)
Why would she even needs say anything.. She obv wanted u to talk to her


Wasn't worth my time to reply nicely towards a hostile person. I've had many polite/interesting conversations with random people where I was just talking to them like a normal person.
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Dec 14 2014 01:59pm
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Dec 14 2014 02:11pm
Expected to see a picture of a 35 year old with a Jen Selter booty.

Highly disappointed.
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Dec 14 2014 04:16pm
Quote (Ezxtz @ Dec 14 2014 12:48pm)
I was drinking a beer talking to my younger female friends when a mid 30s year old hag with wrinkles tried to move past me. She says, "That's my husband I'm not trying to dance with you."
I reply, "Good I'm glad."
She's like, "Good I'm glad?*starts to slow frown*" then to husband "I said I didn't want to dance with him and he said good I'm glad"
Husband says, "He's got his friend with him"
*Old hag looks at floor, knowing nobody wants that stank old pussy"

tldr; shut down an old hag who thought she was hot like Jen Selter


Cool, instead of being the decent person you turned into more of a douchebag than she is. If you are looking to be the loser in the place... then good job cause you accomplished it.
And LOL about husband saying "he's got his friend with him." First thing that came to my mind is this loser can't do shit by himself so he has his loser big boned friend to back him up.
Grats bro, really told us the type of person you are.... a scrub.

on the other note: I hope you aren't really like this and you are trolling the shit outta me...lol... cause the world doesn't need more people like the person you described.
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Dec 14 2014 04:22pm
Quote (umeshieee @ Dec 14 2014 10:16pm)
Cool, instead of being the decent person you turned into more of a douchebag than she is. If you are looking to be the loser in the place... then good job cause you accomplished it.
And LOL about husband saying "he's got his friend with him." First thing that came to my mind is this loser can't do shit by himself so he has his loser big boned friend to back him up.
Grats bro, really told us the type of person you are.... a scrub.

on the other note: I hope you aren't really like this and you are trolling the shit outta me...lol... cause the world doesn't need more people like the person you described.


well said, op sounds a bit of a phaggot. probably dont even like women, was having a drink with his boyfriend.
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Dec 14 2014 04:31pm
if she was making it into something it was not then maybe you could say something. if she was genuinely concerned you would think she wanted to dance then obv it is dick move.

best thing is to just smile and be polite
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Dec 14 2014 04:44pm
Its interesting to see da sloot mind change from late 20s to late 30s
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Dec 14 2014 04:52pm
Quote (Deathslaya16 @ Dec 14 2014 04:44pm)
Its interesting to see da sloot mind change from late 20s to late 30s



Not so sure.

I think they just get more delusional and wrinkly
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