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Nov 18 2014 11:50pm
That post always stopped at Julius. The rest is so much better I had no idea lol.
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Nov 19 2014 12:31am
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http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aW0797d_700b.jpg


I am sad this will not load.
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Nov 19 2014 01:00am
Rofl I just watched the 51 min show on YouTube that that picture is based off of.

At the end the fat ass woman in pink with glasses is asked if she is truly happy and healthy with no health issues. First she refuses to answer because she considers it fat bashing and then when she finally answers she says:

- no health issues
- no joint problems
- swims 2.5 KM per day
- exercises regularly
- part of synchronized swimming team

What a load of horse shit LOL! If she swam 2.5 KM per day somehow I doubt she'd be that huge ... Unless she walks 2.5 KM in the pool lol ... Even that would burn more calories they regular walking due to resistance.
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Nov 19 2014 01:29am
Quote (PartyInMyPants @ Nov 19 2014 12:00am)
Rofl I just watched the 51 min show on YouTube that that picture is based off of.

At the end the fat ass woman in pink with glasses is asked if she is truly happy and healthy with no health issues. First she refuses to answer because she considers it fat bashing and then when she finally answers she says:

- no health issues
- no joint problems
- swims 2.5 KM per day
- exercises regularly
- part of synchronized swimming team

What a load of horse shit LOL! If she swam 2.5 KM per day somehow I doubt she'd be that huge ... Unless she walks 2.5 KM in the pool lol ... Even that would burn more calories they regular walking due to resistance.


link for facepalms?
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Nov 19 2014 01:56am
Quote (PartyInMyPants @ Nov 19 2014 05:00pm)
Rofl I just watched the 51 min show on YouTube that that picture is based off of.

At the end the fat ass woman in pink with glasses is asked if she is truly happy and healthy with no health issues. First she refuses to answer because she considers it fat bashing and then when she finally answers she says:

- no health issues
- no joint problems
- swims 2.5 KM per day
- exercises regularly
- part of synchronized swimming team

What a load of horse shit LOL! If she swam 2.5 KM per day somehow I doubt she'd be that huge ... Unless she walks 2.5 KM in the pool lol ... Even that would burn more calories they regular walking due to resistance.


that fatty couldn't do 1 lap in the pool, let alone 50 laps
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Nov 19 2014 08:39am
Quote (rlebar @ Nov 18 2014 09:55pm)
this is one of the best things I've ever read on the internet.

The look on that dudes face says it all. The excuses fat people make is mind boggling.

And society says it's ok and it's not. Eating that much food is wasteful and horribly unhealthy.

And I know a lot of fat people. My entire direct family is fat. My only brother is a fatty, my only sister is a fatty, my mother is a fatty...

The one common thing with all of em is they're horrendously lazy when it comes to fitness. My mom keeps having an array of health issues and yet still won't even so
much as go for a god damn walk once a day, or even once a year for that matter. And she has one of the best work ethics out of anyone I've ever known. Figure that one out.


its most likely because they dont correlate exercise with health. when you do a word association test with someone and you say healthy, i would put money that they will return with diet before exercise 99% of the time. everybody thinks you have to eat right to be healthy because thats all you hear in the media. they think diet makes you healthy, weights make ur muscles big, and running makes your heart good. probably the second most important factor is that even if someone does finally accept that working out is a necessity, they think that a light walk around the block will be as good as 15 min of HIT training 3-4x per week at 150% VO2max, when the difference is actually like comparing any average height person to alpha (jk m9 i just like to pick on you sometimes <3). walking can be a useful tool in the beginning when aerobic capabilities are low or when the person is like 70 years old, but you need to add some intensity to your workouts and 90% of ppl i see at the gym, even in the weight room, have deluded themselves into thinking that their shitty ass workouts are of a great enough intensity to benefit them metabolically
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Nov 19 2014 09:05am
Quote (cloudkicker @ Nov 19 2014 02:39pm)
its most likely because they dont correlate exercise with health. when you do a word association test with someone and you say healthy, i would put money that they will return with diet before exercise 99% of the time. everybody thinks you have to eat right to be healthy because thats all you hear in the media. they think diet makes you healthy, weights make ur muscles big, and running makes your heart good. probably the second most important factor is that even if someone does finally accept that working out is a necessity, they think that a light walk around the block will be as good as 15 min of HIT training 3-4x per week at 150% VO2max, when the difference is actually like comparing any average height person to alpha (jk m9 i just like to pick on you sometimes <3). walking can be a useful tool in the beginning when aerobic capabilities are low or when the person is like 70 years old, but you need to add some intensity to your workouts and 90% of ppl i see at the gym, even in the weight room, have deluded themselves into thinking that their shitty ass workouts are of a great enough intensity to benefit them metabolically


I benefit from my work-outs anabolically...


come at me bro.
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Nov 19 2014 09:07am
Quote (Afficionado @ Nov 19 2014 11:05am)
I benefit from my work-outs anabolically...


come at me bro.


lol touche
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Nov 20 2014 04:06pm
Quote (Yasha17 @ 19 Nov 2014 03:29)
link for facepalms?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

This post was edited by philippe102 on Nov 20 2014 04:07pm
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Nov 20 2014 04:29pm
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