No idea where he's from... But pending the location a 'sushi date' will probably be cheaper than a 'bar date'.

With that being said, this isn't the Misc and as such lettuce be cereal, only the 1 percentile will achieve a slay with your '1 drink max' at a bar.

OP is far from the 1 percentile, and knowing his other posts absolutely deserves to brag about pulling a number, no need to hop on his dick to make yourself feel better.

i was naked from getting out of the shower when she facetimed me.

i answered it for the first time and started talking, while i was naked.

She didnt know.

until i said HEY IM NAKED, I WAS CHANGING WHEN YOU CALLED.


she does not respond anymore. RIP Ashley.

Edit:

texted her im not a perv, pls respond. Still nothing.

This post was edited by Josiah on Sep 4 2014 08:17pm

u prob looked awk the entire time

ya i bet, so funny though.


trying to find a date online is like trying to ask lightman to post anything other then flames. I just havnt seen it yet.

my favorite girls are the ones asking to be romanced in their profiles and i know im a hopeless romantic. I msg them with frozen yogurt and a sunset by the beach, no response.

its so funny how much time im putting into this and empty handed. Its a complete failure for me so far.

Trolling girls is a different story.

Half the girls on tinder (the ones that are hot but not 10/10's) are just lookin for an ego boost, don't feel too bad breh

This post was edited by MrBobMarley on Sep 4 2014 08:31pm

white knight of peas

I use it as a self esteem booster as well.
I'm on tinder, ok cupid, plenty of fish, hot or not, and badoo. Good time waster

wow. u rlly seek validation

wasn't talking to josiah, idk, when i lived downtown van, it was really really easy to do a 1 drink max thing, if that.. just invite the 3 tinder girls you most wanna bang out to ceilis for beer pong, my roommate's the dj, and my best friends company ran the night, so i could just do w/e the fuck i wanted, eventually i'm fking hammered just grind with a girl, oh look at that it's past 1:15 our shitty transit system won't let you get home, and ur not paying $50 for a cab, my apartment is a 20 sec walk. done EZ, introduce other 2 girls to my roommate, he cooks breakfast, sometimes the girls help clean my apartment. i miss that life...