Lol can't count the number of times I've picked up a friends phone and porn popped up first thing. I almost feel like I'm the weird one for NOT watching porn on my phone haha.

Ya I typically watch porn on the desktop, where I would need a tissue for cleanup... Typically I use phone only when I am in the bathroom blowing off into the toilet for no mess cleanup. Just a wipe on the tip and usually a piss after to clear out the pipe. Donno why ppl don't close the porn after they are done.

This post was edited by Josiah on Aug 10 2014 01:55pm

its weird to grab a friends phone and not see porn on it

or his penis

seems like a more useful way to spend your time rather than going to church.

TMI

who the fuck jerks off on the toilet watching a 3 inch screen? Some weirdos up in here.

at least wanking has a biological reasoning behind it. never apologize for what you are

aw yiss, pissing to clear out the wipe, that's the way to do it. atta boy.

That's a page right out of Charles Manson's life...