hey even bad guys do good sometimes nobody likes the devil lol i'm done with this thread though this guy is a loony

I don't waste my seed, I use it as lotion for my abs. It really firms up the skin. Try it out!

what are you gonna do when you see allah and he says gtfo you didnt believe in me

according to the current pope, hell doesnt exist because it goes against the fundamental love of god towards his creation

leave pls

your soul will be placed in a heavenly mental institute

Explain nocturnal emission

Yeah explain having wet dreams jehovah. Oh mr. know it all.

How about you go post in the religious/christian section.

Oh wait, you can't, because you're going to get banned by njaguar with your shit that you post in these forums.

e: this guy is a successful troll, and all of our jimmies are getting rustled. We need to stop feeding this damn troll.

This post was edited by ViviLOL on Aug 9 2014 09:54am

Even when you're having intercourse, essentially all the sperm cells die anyway. Plus if the girl (your wife) doesn't get pregnant, all of the cells die.

This post was edited by Mesonychid on Aug 9 2014 09:55am

It's one of the Devils many tricks.

Gods not real

/Thread

Only takes one seed to plant. Instead I have millions to spare. I don't think god wanted us to be greedy with our seeds. Our job as men in this earth is to reproduce with as many women as possible. That is why women have a certain number of eggs. Who am I to keep my tall handsome genes all to myself? Now that is the real sin.