Quote (Braxton11 @ 3 Aug 2014 17:21)
Wew so much laughter.
Now advice on movements that can hit the same muscles?
Dead man's walk, modified deadlift on a slightly raised surface, kettlebell type stuff, hip thrusts, maybe one-legged squats, lunges ... presses are really great with dumbbells but it depends on what you're already lifting. Maybe more incline/decline if you find them tougher.
It's hard to get a truly good strength workout without some barbells and racks; hypertrophy shouldn't be toooo bad if you stick to iso stuff and volume. You can't replace a full gym, but maybe you could get the fees back and join a different gym.