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Jul 31 2014 12:24pm
Quote (jimtheflow @ Jul 31 2014 06:07pm)
She's white and yea she also gives prostate massages upon request


da fuq, are you really asking if we would date a prostitute?

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Jul 31 2014 12:36pm
Quote (AemKei @ Jul 31 2014 01:24pm)
da fuq, are you really asking if we would date a prostitute?


rofl, this
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Jul 31 2014 12:41pm
a stripper already gave me her number, never called her and never will... when they meet nice young people they want them to come back as most of their clients are probably fat or old or creep

Quote (KrWWW @ 31 Jul 2014 13:46)
She is probably trying to get more out of you as an escort


this
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Jul 31 2014 01:05pm
Quote (Jam @ Jul 31 2014 07:41pm)
a stripper already gave me her number, never called her and never will... when they meet nice young people they want them to come back as most of their clients are probably fat or old or creep



this


this 100x
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Jul 31 2014 01:20pm
Yeah, we are basically luxury customers to them just cos young and not total creeps. So basically less than 10% of their clients
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Jul 31 2014 01:38pm
yea, because i'd pimp her out. she'd pay me per my ejaculate as well as 99% of her other 'jobs' she can have the other 1% that are actually young and fit like me because hey, we all need to live a little.
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Jul 31 2014 08:16pm
TFW you're the only male massage therapist in a clinic...
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Aug 1 2014 01:48am
Quote (Josiah @ Jul 31 2014 07:21pm)
my ex was. (previous job)


not really a big thing, she didnt like giving massages on her own time


Who are you, Seinfeld?
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Aug 1 2014 02:59am
Quote (xrmd @ 31 Jul 2014 21:16)
TFW you're the only male massage therapist in a clinic...


id ont know what TFW means but lol at male masseurs :(
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Aug 1 2014 03:01am
lmfao
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