she has to be kinda ugly if u cant get off

your threads get stupider by the day

See her again, maybe it was a fluke.

If it doesn't pan out tell her to suck you off, sit on a countertop.....

If you still cant.......

Let one rip, it will echo and vibrate the countertop.

She will not want to see you again, it'll be your fault and she will keep her self esteem.

Do it for HER!


/e, whats a DOH?

This post was edited by mykromisfit on Jul 31 2014 05:33pm

Jus put it in her ass

FHRITP

How do you sleep with someone on first date If you aren't interested in them

Were you on a huge dry spell?

she's not perfect--and let me save you the suspense, no one is. The question isn't whether or not this girls perfect, but whether you are perfect for each other.

Lmao

Sounds a little gay to me. Ask her to put a finger in ur ass wen she wanks u

U can't clean ur ass 5-6 inches up unless u have a colonic or a scrubber brush but ull scratch ur asshoke