nice sig

but he leg presses 900lbs at 160lbs, didnt you know!?

Why do you say so?



Thanks, it was my first signature, created by me.

fake tits are NN.

Do you spend more time with your girlfriend or the leg press machine?

A generic response would include me telling you the answer that you did not expect to hear from me. It would destroy your initial intentions (the only reason you bothered to risk possible internet embarrassment (which shouldn't mean much, but for some reason it does for you *Cough* No Friends *Cough*)) and provide me with an opportunity to create a witty response for everyone to see. However, your insult is such trash that it doesn't even deserve a generic response. However, it also makes me pity you, so take this tip from my 'guide on life' and use it to become social and live a happy life, which, by the way, is one that is completely opposite from your current.


*Author's note: See what I did in my last sentence? It's a flame attacking you, personally, even though you are in no way a topic or even mentioned before this current post, I however slowly made yourself relevant to the conversation, until it gave me the opportunity to flame you.

**P.S. I am high, and am eager for responses.

Now I'm not really sure whether I should post tl;dr or csb or copy pasta.

Dude..... You try WAY to hard... And you say you have a girl freind? fyi most men who have a girl freind still watch porn...

Trying too hard means I can't have a girlfriend? And yeah, most men need better girlfriends.

So if you don't get to see your girl for 2 days or so...?

I'd watch porn. Girlfriends don't do it all, every man jacks off, married or not.