So I don't know if this is just me, or if this is something that happens normally to all men / boys - but earlier this morning as I arrive to work.. having not had the time to use the restroom at home, I went into the men's washroom to finally enjoy a piss.
Upon arriving there, I discover that the stall that I've chosen has a toilet seat which is already at least 30% covered in piss. Almost immediately, no.. immediately actually - I am overcome with the strong urge to spitefully spray my own piss all over the place, as if to get back at whoever did this.
In a primal fit, I ended up purposely spraying my large amount of piss all over the seat, making sure to drench every inch of it and also made sure to cover the toggle which flushes the toilet in piss, as well. The entire toilet and all of its operating parts are absolutely drenched in piss by this point, the foul fluid trickling onto the floor in a dripping mess.
My question here is, is this normal at all? Do I have mental problems? Genuinely concerned