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Aug 16 2016 08:11pm
Anyone doing them? Pros and cons?
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Aug 16 2016 08:15pm
They're fucking stupid and a waste of money.

Never even think about doing it again.
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Aug 16 2016 08:35pm
just do an enema
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Aug 16 2016 08:36pm
potato cleanse better
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Aug 16 2016 09:33pm
Pros

Helps break bad eating habits and helps get rid of food cravings (according to gf who does them for these reasons alone)

Cons

Expensive
Does not do what it's advertised as doing aka "cleansing" your body of "toxins"
Terrible bowel movements for a few days due to no solid foods

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Aug 17 2016 12:14pm
i'm sure the juice gives you great vitamins n' shit.

but really, and i'm not joking, you have organs in your body RIGHT NOW that cleanse you of these turrible, turrible toxins.

help your kidneys and liver out by drinking water. cleansed!
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Aug 18 2016 11:08pm
ppl who do that should shoot themselves.
help cleanse humanity
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Quote (Lightman @ Aug 19 2016 01:08pm)
ppl who do that should shoot themselves.
help cleanse humanity


I should cleanse out ur mouth with soap
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Quote (OnlyJorgeTorres @ 16 Aug 2016 22:11)
Anyone doing them? Pros and cons?


"juice" depends on whether it's veggie or fruit

fruit = gf'd, calories galore
veggies = disease prevention + fibre

the major ways to actually cleanse the body, if you strip away anecdotal evidence and popular bullshit, are:

1. drink water, eliminate waste
2. eat fibre, eliminate waste
3. exercise
4. reduce exposure to toxins

interestingly enough, if you replace 4. with ketosis and/or thermogenics, you have the formula for weight loss

i am big into smoothies and greens but i am not fool enough to think that all the detox ingredients i happen to ingest are actually detoxing me. it comes down to the 4 things i listed above and all the rest is just advertising.

e: a note on antioxidants (berry sourced): yes, they do help clear up free radicals. guess what? exercise is even better.

This post was edited by RewtheBrave on Aug 20 2016 09:38am
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