I fucked up and ate some McDonald's a few nights ago. The next day I farted non-stop. Legit the loudest, dankest flatulence I've ever had in my life; friend who ate Mickie D's had the same issue. His house would have blown up if someone striked a match. Took a fat dump later that day, but ever since that fat dump I've had the runs. It's been 3 days of runs and my asshole is pretty fed up despite being an asshole himself (maybe it's a she?) Anyways, I've been taking a probiotic and eating bananas to no avail. About to just chug a bottle of immodium and hope for the best.

Anything you guys do to counteract them Hershey squirts?

Keep drinking water and eating bananas. Don't take too much but use the recommended dose of immodium. You can OD on that shit and die brah

Please chug the bottle

Immodium

butt plug

Thanks, that's the plan! It was a McDonalds in the ghetto so who knows what nasty ass jiggaboo was touching my food/roofying me. Was only joking about the immodium. Loperamide doesn't cross the blood brain barrier, you obviously know what this means, but to everyone else: it can't get you high, so I'm curious as to how one ODs? I'm on my phone so I won't google it, but I'd assume it has to do with your intestines drying up too much/death from chronic constipation? It does bind to other opiate receptors throughout the body, however shouldn't cause any CNS related effects because of the aforementioned.(though I've never read literature about superman doses)



Ladies first



Solid solution my man

This post was edited by ug_warrior(xtc) on Jun 2 2016 01:38pm

shit

This post was edited by ug_warrior(xtc) on Jun 2 2016 01:39pm

green bananas, not yellow


pepto bismuth always works great for me

and stay away from excessive amounts of vitamin c for a few days

This post was edited by noob_whacker on Jun 2 2016 03:53pm

Entyvio works for me

Don't be a bitch and develop some intestinal fortitude.